8/13 Cardinals (Weaver) @ Cubs (Hendricks) 1:20 CST ABC7

[weis21]

who went to the dentist this morning with a massive hangover?

 

this guy---->

what time did Axel get there?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

i hate pitching prospects but i still can't wait til we have some hard throwing prospect like this...maybe cease

 

Edwards throws pretty hard.

[weis21]

That girl should have said no.

take this to the blackhawks thread plz

[David]

i hate pitching prospects but i still can't wait til we have some hard throwing prospect like this...maybe cease

 

Edwards throws pretty hard.

 

yeah but he's just a reliever

 

until they decide he's not...if/when they do i'll be excited

[NotSoSober]

Baez is not impressed with that slide

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

That girl should have said no.

take this to the blackhawks thread plz

 

Those girls said no though Kane just didn't listen to them.

[weis21]

 

there's not a chance in hell i'm altering anything before we lose a game

 

and we aren't going to so

FINE

 

IF (big IF) the cubs lose again this season then abandon jason from your sig?

 

i'll pick him up from the dumpster and adopt him into my signature.

 

we shall see

i have more than enough women in my life that say things like "we shall see"

 

do me a solid (damn now even that makes me think of the standing/sitting thread) and say yes or no :)

[Irrelevant Dude]

Is the TV feed going a little haywire for anyone else?

[Sammy Sofa]

 

there's not a chance in hell i'm altering anything before we lose a game

 

and we aren't going to so

 

But you had the same sig when they stunk. Damn your anti-logic when it comes to nonsensical luck totems.

 

but in the big picture they have never stunk because they are on a 105 win pace with me having it so THERE

 

Or it killed Schwarber and Heyward (and maybe Soler, who the horsefeathers knows anymore) and they'd be on pace for a historical number of wins otherwise, you MONSTER.

[Derwood]

Whoops. Moss crushed that meatball

[Sammy Sofa]

I've only been half paying attention and kinda thought the Cubs were up something like 4-0 before Moss hit that dinger. Whoops. Score some more, jerks.

[weis21]

 

But you had the same sig when they stunk. Damn your anti-logic when it comes to nonsensical luck totems.

 

but in the big picture they have never stunk because they are on a 105 win pace with me having it so THERE

 

Or it killed Schwarber and Heyward (and maybe Soler, who the [expletive] knows anymore) and they'd be on pace for a historical number of wins otherwise, you MONSTER.

and, most importantly, we are missing the main point. last year when you dumped castro (and I, like any good foster parent) welcomed him with open arms to my sig and then he (castro) turned things around.

 

the team was on a roll last year, too, when you cast him away (not that you were wrong to do so, mind you). castro sucked then owned after i added his lonely ass to my sig. heyward will too. you're potentially horsefeathering up the RD david

[Gmoney08]

Would it me insane to slot Hendricks inbetween Arrieta and Lester in the playoffs?

 

Not sure if this makes a difference at all but i wonder if there would be benefit to opening with Hendricks. Soft toss then go to Arrieta's wicked stuff the next night.

 

you guys are getting too cute

 

i remember theorizing that i'd start clement against pedro so that we wouldn't waste prior against him

 

If you call me cute again you are goin to have to take me out for a seafood dinner..

[Omar]

There's always that one guy that wears a Hawks Jersey to a warm cubs game Edited August 13, 2016 by Omar

[Irrelevant Dude]

Now he's even finding new ways to hit into double plays.

[Sammys Boombox]

A little variety in his double plays. Spicing it up a little.

[UMFan83]

The king of DPs

[weis21]

THANKS DAVID

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, that totally looks like Ross sitting in the front row besides Heyward at the plate.

[NotSoSober]

Just bench Heyward, defense be damned

[Omar]

$180 mil well spent

[NotSoSober]

God damnit

[BigSlick]

hit into fewer double players, and give up fewer home runs to bad white baseball players

[weis21]

who is this asshat who is in the booth?

[Omar]

Eh. I wouldn't mind another walk-off win.