How much do you hug Almora?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Javy has already fucked every wife and girlfriend

[UMFan83]

Which one of Albert or Addy is getting dealt for sleeping with Jessica in a few years?

 

Javy

 

Reporter: Javy can you confirm the rumor that you slept with Albert Almora's wife during his recent call up?

 

Javy: Who?

[imb]

So like it's confirmed that Almora is a GG defender right

[Banedon]

This team doesn't have enough room for all of its awesome players.

[apete6]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIAnTgcjYZ5/

 

I guess Almora heard those rumors about being gay last year and decided to do something about it.

[Sammy Sofa]

I was magnanimous and updated the thread title. Until he tries to take someone out again.

[UMFan83]

Shotgun wedding!

 

[Brian]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIJMr7hDEre/

[davell]

Jeter knew better

 

Yeah Albie?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Jeets just gave out the herpes to everyone

[davell]

Jeets just gave out the herpes to everyone

 

But he also gave them an autographed 8x10. Who cares if its a facsimile?

[BigSlick]

Goodbye Albert. You played elite defense and you were a not-useless hitter who hit more homers than I expected.

 

See you in September or whatever

[UMFan83]

Smart idea to lock her down before breaking the news that you're moving back to Iowa.

[JennieGarthAlgar]

In my head I am picturing Almora bedside for the delivery and a baby boy comes out with a MLB logo birthmark on the back of his neck and he finally puts it all together.

[Clem Fandango]

In my head I am picturing Almora bedside for the delivery and a baby boy comes out with a MLB logo birthmark on the back of his neck and he finally puts it all together.

 

And when he does, this plays in his head

 

[JennieGarthAlgar]

YES