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Sammy Sofa

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David GOAT

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why the F are these guys getting married so young, and during the season!!!!

 

 

 

 

it's gonna be the downfall of this organization

 

I think this is like the third time (and third girl) Almora has been engaged with since we drafted him. I think I remember seeing that he got this one pregnant, though.

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why the F are these guys getting married so young, and during the season!!!!

 

 

 

 

it's gonna be the downfall of this organization

 

I think this is like the third time (and third girl) Almora has been engaged with since we drafted him. I think I remember seeing that he got this one pregnant, though.

I for one will not be shocked when it comes out looking like [whatever nationality Russell is]

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Sammy Sofa

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why the F are these guys getting married so young, and during the season!!!!

 

 

 

 

it's gonna be the downfall of this organization

 

I think this is like the third time (and third girl) Almora has been engaged with since we drafted him. I think I remember seeing that he got this one pregnant, though.

I for one will not be shocked when it comes out looking like [whatever nationality Russell is]

 

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why the F are these guys getting married so young, and during the season!!!!

 

 

 

 

it's gonna be the downfall of this organization

 

I think this is like the third time (and third girl) Almora has been engaged with since we drafted him. I think I remember seeing that he got this one pregnant, though.

 

how the fuckdo you know this stuff or is this just like your processors are constantly scraping google information and you discovered it through your wedding registry database

David GOAT

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why the F are these guys getting married so young, and during the season!!!!

 

 

 

 

it's gonna be the downfall of this organization

 

I think this is like the third time (and third girl) Almora has been engaged with since we drafted him. I think I remember seeing that he got this one pregnant, though.

 

how the [expletive] you know this stuff or is this just like your processors are constantly scraping google information and you discovered it through your wedding registry database

 

i just remember goony and others making fun of him for getting engaged (he was active on social media) when he was like 19...then suddenly there was a new girl like weeks later and we made fun of that. then he disappeared from social media because he said it was distracting him...and now he's engaged again with a baby on the way.

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i just remember goony and others making fun of him for getting engaged (he was active on social media) when he was like 19...then suddenly there was a new girl like weeks later and we made fun of that. then he disappeared from social media because he said it was distracting him...and now he's engaged again with a baby on the way.

doesn't sound like me

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i just remember goony and others making fun of him for getting engaged (he was active on social media) when he was like 19...then suddenly there was a new girl like weeks later and we made fun of that. then he disappeared from social media because he said it was distracting him...and now he's engaged again with a baby on the way.

doesn't sound like me

 

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David GOAT

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holy crap that's some digging

 

guess he stuck with the second girl...that or did some cutler style back and forth. hopefully she's down with vaccinations.

 

 

edit: wait, nevermind...his mom referred to the baby's mom as Krystal.

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Jeter had the right idea.

 

He had a well-publicized relationship with singer Mariah Carey from 1997 to 1998.[10][233] Jeter also had a relationship with model Vida Guerra. Jeter has also dated former Miss Universe Lara Dutta,[10][234] singer Joy Enriquez,[235] television personality Vanessa Minnillo,[233] and the actresses Jordana Brewster,[10][236] Jessica Biel,[237][238] Minka Kelly,[239][240][241] and model Hannah Davis.[242]

 

Thought this was funny...

 

Jeter and Davis became engaged in 2015. She bought Jeter an Italian Mastiff named Kane for Christmas in 2014. Jeter never had pets as a child, and attributed his fear of dogs to the movie Cujo.

 

Also, I don't hate Almora at all.

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Sammy Sofa

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Who else is dropping baby loads besides him and Addison?

isn't zorbrist part of the 19 kids and counting gang?

 

Yeah, but he's one of those Quiverfull creeps or something. Plus he's old as dirt, so whatever.

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