7/4 Reds (Reed) vs. Cubs (Hendricks) 1:20 PM CDT, WGN

[weis21]

did you know:

 

michael garlin is one of the finest cubs fans alive?

[Thusly Boned]

if i were positive that no fans would be injured by his disgusting body i would love nothing more than for JD to stand up and casually push him through the front of the booth.

 

When I was calling for someone to push him out of the booth, that is precisely what I meant.

[NotSoSober]

I'll never be able to enjoy CYE again after this

[Transmogrified Tiger]

lolllllll Rizzo

 

"You suck, you horsefeathering suck"

[Sammy Sofa]

I mean, I'm not listening, but I love Jeff garlin and do not understand this hate

 

There's a lot of things you don't understand today, Conky.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I think Riz told the ump he effing sucks.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I mean, I'm not listening, but I love Jeff garlin and do not understand this hate

I don't mind him, but he is hammered and babbling nonsense

[Gmoney08]

Do you think people with such fatalistic tendencies to think that one injury would end the season just have less of a filter than others? Or are they hiding even darker thoughts somehow? Do they constantly check FlightAware while the team is travelling to make sure there aren't any mid-air collisions? Do they look up the health inspection report of the hotel restaurants where the team stays? How is following the team enjoyable at all?

 

At least for myself, anything short of winning the World Series this year is a failed season, and I can't see how they pull it off without Bryant AND Schwarber.

 

I'm not watching the game but I assumed since he finished the inning and came off the field somewhat fine, it was a pre-cautionary pull and he'll be day to day at worst.

 

How did the 05 Sox win without the Big Frank. Their chances shouldve been 0.

[weis21]

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, JEFF, LATER!

[Thusly Boned]

I mean, I'm not listening, but I love Jeff garlin and do not understand this hate

I don't mind him, but he is hammered and babbling nonsense

 

It's like that drunk person who thinks that they are being hilarious and won't shut up, but in reality are just being annoying as horsefeathers.

[Sammy Sofa]

Is Strop taking forever between pitchers/batters, or is Gameday just REALLY slow suddenly?

[Tim]

Is Strop taking forever between pitchers/batters, or is Gameday just REALLY slow suddenly?

The gameday thing

[David]

I mean, I'm not listening, but I love Jeff garlin and do not understand this hate

I don't mind him, but he is hammered and babbling nonsense

Guess I'd have to hear it to see how bad it is. I mean it's a blowout so I'm not sure why it's bothering anyone that much to have that going on for a couple innings. It would have to be him just rambling out racist offensive crap for it to really bother me.

[SpongeWorthy]

Love garlin on curb but he has a robin williamsesque ability to be annoying as horsefeathers outside of the show

[weis21]

I mean, I'm not listening, but I love Jeff garlin and do not understand this hate

I don't mind him, but he is hammered and babbling nonsense

Guess I'd have to hear it to see how bad it is. I mean it's a blowout so I'm not sure why it's bothering anyone that much to have that going on for a couple innings. It would have to be him just rambling out racist offensive crap for it to really bother me.

he was just being extremely loud and annoying. That's really all there is to it.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

safe

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I mean, I'm not listening, but I love Jeff garlin and do not understand this hate

I don't mind him, but he is hammered and babbling nonsense

Guess I'd have to hear it to see how bad it is. I mean it's a blowout so I'm not sure why it's bothering anyone that much to have that going on for a couple innings. It would have to be him just rambling out racist offensive crap for it to really bother me.

 

He started with a Pat Hughes Impression that was basically him just yelling the words Pat Hughes and then making a Seattle Sutton reference. He then did that same thing at least 5 other times while in the booth. It didn't get better from there.

[soccer10k]

Fewest runs the Cubs have scored in a game against the Reds this year is 5. They've scored at least 8 in a game 8 times and double figures three time.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I mean, I'm not listening, but I love Jeff garlin and do not understand this hate

I don't mind him, but he is hammered and babbling nonsense

Guess I'd have to hear it to see how bad it is. I mean it's a blowout so I'm not sure why it's bothering anyone that much to have that going on for a couple innings. It would have to be him just rambling out racist offensive crap for it to really bother me.

he was just repeating the same unfunny stuff pretty much the whole time he was in there

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Three hits by pitchers.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Between the Rizzo check swing and Heyward just now, these corner umps are brutal. I know they want to go home but then maybe don't pull that nonsense on Candelario's turn.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

ah, the good ol' hit off the pitcher's ass

[raw]

3-5 for the pitchers.

[Tim]

Ouch.

[Tim]

Almora still didn't get the memo.