05/29 Phillies (Velásquez) @ CUBS (Lackey) 1:20 CDT, WGN

[Butterscup]

Having fun yet?

 

This Velásquez guy actually looks pretty good. He will be donged into another dimension tomorrow.

 

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2016/04/19/images/mlbf_598955083_th_45.jpg

John Lackey

4-2, 3.38 ERA, 61 K/13 BB

 

vs.

 

http://image.dailylocal.com/storyimage/DL/20160328/SPORTS/160329795/AR/0/AR-160329795.jpg

Vince Velásquez

5-1, 2.75 ERA, 61 K/17 BB

 

See y'all Monday.

[CubInOK]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Butters is omnipotent.

[Sammy Sofa]

This kid has no idea how close he came to the abyss...

 

[Cubswin11]

RIDE THE BUTTERS WAVE

[TruffleShuffle]

velasquez has a sleeve tattoo? crush him.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

ballgame

[Liam Neeson]

http://i.imgur.com/G6m5yK4.jpg

[Gilby]

lol, Jeff Luhnow.

 

A Velasquez vs Bryant matchup would physically make me ill if I were an Astros fan.

[badger]

What's it feel like to be a legend butters? I'll never get close so I have to live vicariously through you...

[JennieGarthAlgar]

velasquez has a sleeve tattoo? crush him.

 

What a strange thing to be bothered by in the year 2016. But I agree with the crushing!

[Cubswin11]

velasquez has a sleeve tattoo? crush him.

 

What a strange thing to be bothered by in the year 2016. But I agree with the crushing!

Doesn't matter what year it is, sleeve tattoos are horsefeathering terrible the only thing more terrible are the people who have them.

[David]

velasquez has a sleeve tattoo? crush him.

 

What a strange thing to be bothered by in the year 2016. But I agree with the crushing!

Doesn't matter what year it is, sleeve tattoos are [expletive] terrible

yes

 

 

the only thing more terrible are the people who have them.

 

pretty sure javy and addison at least somewhat have them. maybe not full sleeves, but partials.

[NOLA]

velasquez has a sleeve tattoo? crush him.

 

What a strange thing to be bothered by in the year 2016. But I agree with the crushing!

Doesn't matter what year it is, sleeve tattoos are [expletive] terrible the only thing more terrible are the people who have them.

Cute girls with tattoo sleeves are kinda hot.

[JennieGarthAlgar]

When it comes to athletes and rock stars I really don't care what they do with their bodies.

[Andy]

Butters for president. Of MLB, and the world.

[TruffleShuffle]

 

What a strange thing to be bothered by in the year 2016. But I agree with the crushing!

Doesn't matter what year it is, sleeve tattoos are [expletive] terrible the only thing more terrible are the people who have them.

Cute girls with tattoo sleeves are kinda hot.

 

i'm not into gonorrhea. hard pass.

[NOLA]

Tattoos equal the clap? Jeez. And I thought I sounded like the old guy around here.

[TruffleShuffle]

SLEEVE tattoos.

[17 Seconds]

butters is a gd american icon

[Ding Dong Johnson]

 

What a strange thing to be bothered by in the year 2016. But I agree with the crushing!

Doesn't matter what year it is, sleeve tattoos are [expletive] terrible the only thing more terrible are the people who have them.

Cute girls with tattoo sleeves are kinda hot.

Yeah go horsefeathers yourself with that one. Grody

[weis21]

I love you all. But, mostly Butters.

[RammyFanny]

I lucked into 5 free tickets that are apparently like 5th row, possibly right behind the plate or maybe a little off to the side.

 

In other words, look for the dude with the "Ride the Butters Wave" sign.

[NOLA]

Doesn't matter what year it is, sleeve tattoos are [expletive] terrible the only thing more terrible are the people who have them.

Cute girls with tattoo sleeves are kinda hot.

Yeah go [expletive] yourself with that one. Grody

Google Vanessa Lake or Ruby Rose and get back to me. Most of the pretty and badass girls I've worked beside have had a ton of tattoos, so admittedly my perspective has been skewed.

[imb]

Doesn't matter what year it is, sleeve tattoos are [expletive] terrible the only thing more terrible are the people who have them.

Cute girls with tattoo sleeves are kinda hot.

 

i'm not into gonorrhea. hard pass.

 

ahahahahha what the horsefeathers