Ben Zobrist: Righteous Dude

[Omar]

Zobrist's 136 OPS+ has officially surpassed Castro's 120

[David]

idk if he caught wind of this thread but doing one of these with rizz definitely ups his cred

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFK3PBOMfZ6/?taken-by=benzobrist18

[David]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDZwAHHMfZj/?taken-by=benzobrist18

[RammyFanny]

Ben Zobrist: Our Creepy Little Weirdo.

[Sammy Sofa]

Much, much better.

[BigSlick]

lol at Hendricks doing the best he can to look excited about something

[Sammy Sofa]

He really is quite Maddux-y.

[David]

He really is quite Maddux-y.

 

wasn't maddux secretly a complete creep/weirdo type prankster party animal who thought stuff like farting in people's faces was hilarious

[Sammy Sofa]

Well....it is. Especially if it's Maddux.

 

I may also be swayed by the tarp slide, my boyhood idolization of him and the persona they created for him on The Dugout as the world's biggest Fresh Prince superfan.

[Sammy Sofa]

I'd like to think that in my sig Baez' face actually looks perplexed as he stares at Hendricks and thinks, "who the horsefeathers is that?!?"

[jersey cubs fan]

who is off lester's right shoulder?

[sneakypower]

i'm guessing that Federowicz moop

[jersey cubs fan]

i'm guessing that Federowicz moop

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/543148.jpg

[bcl412]

These celebrations have to be a little awkward for AAA guy who won't be here next week.

[MWV]

who is off lester's right shoulder?

Ryan Kalish.

[David]

I'd like to think that in my sig Baez' face actually looks perplexed as he stares at Hendricks and thinks, "who the [expletive] is that?!?"

hahahahaha

[jersey cubs fan]

I'd like to think that in my sig Baez' face actually looks perplexed as he stares at Hendricks and thinks, "who the [expletive] is that?!?"

hahahahaha

"another horsefeathering fan joining in the celebration?"

[Hunter]

He really is quite Maddux-y.

 

wasn't maddux secretly a complete creep/weirdo type prankster party animal who thought stuff like farting in people's faces was hilarious

 

 

He was known for peeing on other people in the shower and hot tubs.

[David]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSqA6go2v5/

[Banedon]

Yeah, I saw that last night and totally did not understand what was happening.

[David]

Yeah, I saw that last night and totally did not understand what was happening.

 

i knew he was messing around with an old teammate/friend, but i wasn't sure exactly what he was trying to convey there...was he blocking the arrow? putting his hands up so he wouldn't be shot?

[jersey cubs fan]

Yeah, I saw that last night and totally did not understand what was happening.

 

i knew he was messing around with an old teammate/friend, but i wasn't sure exactly what he was trying to convey there...was he blocking the arrow? putting his hands up so he wouldn't be shot?

He caught the arrow.

[Sammy Sofa]

It took me forever to realize he was catching the arrow and not doing something creepy and weird.

[Banedon]

Thanks, I don't know why I couldn't figure that out. Seems obvious now.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

That was very funny.

 

And mojo really should be putting all his efforts into anti-Lackey posts.