Ben Zobrist: Righteous Dude

[David]

Does this hurt or help his cause?

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFAASBwsfQw/

[Sammy Sofa]

Big time helps.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Or you could drink all of Banedons beer.

 

who?

 

??

[imb]

Does this hurt or help his cause?

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFAASBwsfQw/

 

what christian rapper is that he's listening too? dc talk?

[Sammy Sofa]

Dammit, I don't have sound on. Big time helps retracted.

[Bull]

Does this hurt or help his cause?

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFAASBwsfQw/

 

what christian rapper is that he's listening too? dc talk?

DC Talk? Is this from 1994?

[sneakypower]

it's drake fyi

[Sammy Sofa]

Hmmmm. Borderline.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

which is which?

 

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/13863829720120_7886.jpg

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Zobrist is gonna hit a walk off home run to win the world series and you weirdos are gonna be poring over the celebration footage to see if he's actually drinking the champagne.

[Banedon]

Zobrist is gonna hit a walk off home run to win the world series and you weirdos are gonna be poring over the celebration footage to see if he's actually drinking the champagne.

 

If he hits a home run to win the world series, I'll go buy whatever christian rock album he tells me to.

[David]

Zobrist is gonna hit a walk off home run to win the world series and you weirdos are gonna be poring over the celebration footage to see if he's actually drinking the champagne.

 

even bryant said he'd be drinking that

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'll go to church if he does that

[Sammy Sofa]

TT, this thread is about WANTING to see Zobrist as something other than a creepy weirdo. I find it endearing how you glom on to all of the sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads that end up on the roster and defend them as righteous dudes to the bitter end, but we need some kind of tangible proof. Just one example of Zobrist being a stone cold chiller.

[imb]

what if he's on the ped list

[Sammy Sofa]

Then he's the coolest.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

TT, this thread is about WANTING to see Zobrist as something other than a creepy weirdo. I find it endearing how you glom on to all of the sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads that end up on the roster and defend them as righteous dudes to the bitter end, but we need some kind of tangible proof. Just one example of Zobrist being a stone cold chiller.

 

Keeping a ledger of which players pass for being cool sounds exhausting.

[Sammy Sofa]

It's a short list; most of them play for the Cubs.

[George Hayduke]

So wait what am I missing that points to Zobrist being a weirdo? He seems like a pretty normal guy to me. Or is this just a running commentary on the jesus freak thing?

[Sammy Sofa]

Mostly the mutual Jesus Freak thing, the weird involvement in his wife's Jesus Freak-y career, he seems super quiet and reserved compared to what comes across as a really lose and fun-lovin' bunch of chuckleheads on the team. Basically he seems like the kind of guy everyone yells "CHEESE IT!!!" over when he stumbles across them having shenanigans.

[Banedon]

http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/4/9/8/175735498/cuts/Cubs_160501_191_ogcvth5b_sdurp4y5.jpeg

[Sammy Sofa]

Everyone had to do that.

[David]

Zobrist is cool as horsefeathers, mojo, you stupid idiot

[Liam Neeson]

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/120033-If-God-Is-For-Us-Who-Can-Be-Against-Us-.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

Zobrist is cool as [expletive], mojo, you stupid idiot

 

Broken, possibly drunk David is the best David.