4/19 CUBS (Hammel) @ cards (Garcia) 7:15 CSN+/MLBN

[Transmogrified Tiger]

from my back of the envelope calculation, our pitchers now have a .877 OPS

[David]

HAHAHAHA

 

[expletive] THE DH!

 

no do not do that

[Omar]

Hammel, keep that beard

[DurbanJer]

I love this team.

[TruffleShuffle]

hahahahahaha

[Andy]

Cubs pitchers are on horsefeathering fire lately

[David]

i nodded off after zobrist's hit...woke up to len calling the hammel hit. what happened?

[UMFan83]

Is Garcia gonna horsefeathers himself again?

[DurbanJer]

Time for a dong, dex

[Transmogrified Tiger]

i nodded off after zobrist's hit...woke up to len calling the hammel hit. what happened?

 

Montero 1B to LF

Russell bad K

[SouthSideRyan]

Pitchers getting hits is right up there with the Cardinals making mental mistakes in terms of fun ways to beat them.

[Brian]

a sure sign of how great this season has been (and how clutch the pitchers have been), I had supreme confidence that he was going to cash in there.

[Cubswin11]

OMG a Heyward Grand Dong here would be special

[Schwarber Fan]

No, Smoltz, there is not a base open.

[CubInOK]

Remember the days when opposing pitchers threw 20 pitches per inning against us? Garcia reminds me of those days.

[NonProfitCow]

lol i guess we're going to keep beating them with pitcher hits

I'd have to look for it, but I think I ran some numbers last year that showed that opposing pitchers hit against the Cardinals a decent clip better than league average.

[Butterscup]

first heyward dong?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Garcia looks like he has Lego hair

[NonProfitCow]

I don't feel good about this.

[David]

i nodded off after zobrist's hit...woke up to len calling the hammel hit. what happened?

 

Montero 1B to LF

Russell bad K

 

thx

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I don't feel good about this.

don't worry, Heyward will get you out of this

[Transmogrified Tiger]

missed his spot by a foot, borderline, 0-2 count

 

oof

[Butterscup]

dammit.

[Ski]

Well that wasn't very impressive of Heyward.

[fallacy]

Heyward is as god awful at the plate as he is amazing in the field