The Cardinals

[Sammy Sofa]

Just a reminder not to let down on your Cardinals hating....

 

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The last Cardinals team to start 0-3 was the stank-ass 2007 team. SO THERE.

[RammyFanny]

Idk why I laughed, but I did.

 

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[mul21]

Well this couldn't possibly be less accurate than it is.

 

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To recap, they didn't even make the playoffs in 88, 97, or 07 and lost in the division series in 01. What an asskissing terrible network they have broadcasting them.

[David]

Well this couldn't possibly be less accurate than it is.

 

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To recap, they didn't even make the playoffs in 88, 97, or 07 and lost in the division series in 01. What an asskissing terrible network they have broadcasting them.

 

It says previous year... so it's accurate, it's just really weird and dumb

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Well this couldn't possibly be less accurate than it is.

 

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To recap, they didn't even make the playoffs in 88, 97, or 07 and lost in the division series in 01. What an asskissing terrible network they have broadcasting them.

 

It says previous year... so it's accurate, it's just really weird and dumb

so the inaccurate part is really that there is need to panic

[mul21]

Well that's idiotic. What the hell does that have to do with what happened the year they started out terribly?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

"No need to panic. We are sure to be good last year."

[Ding Dong Johnson]

But for real, that is one of the dumbest graphics ever, and you know their fan base will misinterpret it and eat it up.

 

just like mul did. hey-oh!

[mul21]

But for real, that is one of the dumbest graphics ever, and you know their fan base will misinterpret it and eat it up.

 

just like mul did. hey-oh!

 

Look jerk, I'm no StylesClash!

[Banedon]

"No need to panic. We are sure to be good last year."

 

[Bote McBoteface]

Well this couldn't possibly be less accurate than it is.

 

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To recap, they didn't even make the playoffs in 88, 97, or 07 and lost in the division series in 01. What an asskissing terrible network they have broadcasting them.

 

Once i realized that they made this graphic completely stupid by including the previous year's results, i checked. The only year they even managed a decent record after an 0-3 start is 01. Seems like they were panicking as they made that...

[David]

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[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, I hope they hire Theriot.

[NOLA]

Oh, I hope they hire Theriot.

Theriot is the goofy redneck sidekick on a local ESPN affiliate sports talk radio show. If him getting another gig means I don't hear him yucking it up every evening, I'm all for this.

[mul21]

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In his defense, he's so clueless he probably has no idea what Affliction is and just bought it because he's a weirdo uber Christian and it has a cross on it.

[NOLA]

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In his defense, he's so clueless he probably has no idea what Affliction is and just bought it because he's a weirdo uber Christian and it has a cross on it.

Ugh. The try so hard to be edgy Christians.

[Sammy Sofa]

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In his defense, he's so clueless he probably has no idea what Affliction is and just bought it because he's a weirdo uber Christian and it has a cross on it.

Ugh. The try so hard to be edgy Christians.

 

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[Splendid Splinter]

I'm not even looking at the affliction shirt. It's the hat that's getting me LOL. Like... wtf is that horsefeathers?

[CubinNY]

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If that isn't the best picture ever.

 

A camo hat with an American flag colored cross. The Affliction shirt doesn't even rank in the wardrobe.

 

I mean, its the best. He's definitely voting for trump.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

"Let's go with Matheny then. He was a catcher, and they're smart guys. Look at McCarver."

[Banedon]

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[Sammy Sofa]

Man, that is dumber than dumb. Why compare 6 completely random games? Plus even by the poster's own terrible standards, the Cubs have outscored the Cardinals 42-38 so far this season.

[UMFan83]

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what in the hell?

 

I pity the guy that actually took the time to put that graphic together thinking he found some way to make the Cardinals look better than the Cubs. This must be hard on all of them.

[Banedon]

lol, Baseball's Best Fans twitter is retweeting Cardinal fans that are already calling for Hazelbaker to be ROY.

[JonJayCutler]

I know it's a troll account and is created to operate as such but I still can't spend more than 2 minutes there without it ruining my day.