Best Dong of the playoffs

[imb]

I can't decide between Bryant, or Soler from yesterday, or Schwarber from the Pirates game.

 

As soon as Schwarbs hit his I felt like we'd won the game. Both Bryant and Soler's from yesterday are pretty equal in my mind, but Soler's came later so it kind of gets bonus points I think? Plus it was off Wainwright.

 

I dunno. So tough to pick between good dongs.

[Guest]

In a win or go home game, Schwarber hit a Gerrit Cole pitch into the river, dropped the bat/mic, and strutted towards first to admire his handiwork. Everyone else is playing for second place thus far.

[Guest]

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

Georgie dongs are usually my favorite dongs, but Schwarber's was a grundle puncher.

[jersey cubs fan]

I can't decide between Bryant, or Soler from yesterday, or Schwarber from the Pirates game.

 

As soon as Schwarbs hit his I felt like we'd won the game. Both Bryant and Soler's from yesterday are pretty equal in my mind, but Soler's came later so it kind of gets bonus points I think? Plus it was off Wainwright.

 

I dunno. So tough to pick between good dongs.

Starlin's dong tied up the game after Arrieta surrendered 2. That was pretty huge and probably ties Schwarber's HR in Pittsburgh for me.

[sneakypower]

http://m.mlb.com/images/1/2/0/153638120/100715_chc_schwarber_hr_lo2_kmlclbhk.gif

[Guest]

In a win or go home game, Schwarber hit a Gerrit Cole pitch into the river, dropped the bat/mic, and strutted towards first to admire his handiwork. Everyone else is playing for second place thus far.

Don't forget the glorious fist pump from Dexter on first.

[sneakypower]

Don't forget the glorious fist pump from Dexter on first.

http://m.mlb.com/images/9/5/2/153630952/100715_chc_fowler_reax_lo_4zqrsjro.gif

[mul21]

It's certainly not yours you squelcher.

[Banedon]

Schwarber from the Pirates game is #1. It left the stadium, and had a bat flip.

 

Soler is #2, because it was the first pitch off of Cardinal pitching Jesus.

[Brian]

Schwarber 1 had

 

beauty

magnitude

swag x2 (Schwarb & Dex)

length

 

the four cornerstones of a great dong

[Brian]

Off the top of my head I'll go

 

1. Schwarber 1

2. Castro

3. Bryant

4. Soler 2

5. Rizzo

6. Soler 1

7. Schwarber 2

8. Fowler 1

9. Fowler 2

 

lol, i had to edit because there are so many I forgot 1

[Schwarber Fan]

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/chc/video/topic/94766714/v522343083/stlchc-gm3-cubs-set-postseason-mark-with-six-homers/?cid=mlb&partnerId=as_chc_20151013_53892106&adbid=10153531063125659&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30530605658

[SouthSideRyan]

http://m.mlb.com/images/1/2/0/153638120/100715_chc_schwarber_hr_lo2_kmlclbhk.gif

 

Need a live shot of the Pirate Parrot on this.

[imb]

Schwarber 1 had

 

beauty

magnitude

swag x2 (Schwarb & Dex)

length

 

the four cornerstones of a great dong

 

I like this but also the Soler dong solidified a lead against the Cardinals in a swing game at Wrigley against Wainwright.

[Exile on Waveland]

In a win or go home game, Schwarber hit a Gerrit Cole pitch into the river, dropped the bat/mic, and strutted towards first to admire his handiwork. Everyone else is playing for second place thus far.

 

Schwarber is also a Hoosier. He's clearly leading for best Dong.

[Banedon]

Schwarber 1 had

 

beauty

magnitude

swag x2 (Schwarb & Dex)

length

 

the four cornerstones of a great dong

 

I like this but also the Soler dong solidified a lead against the Cardinals in a swing game at Wrigley against Wainwright.

 

And that magnificent gold chain.

[Smack]

Schwarber from the Pirates game by far. I really liked Rizzo's and Castro's last night.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Wait, this is a trick. They're all tied.

[Guest]

Schwarber 1 had

 

beauty

magnitude

swag x2 (Schwarb & Dex)

length

 

the four cornerstones of a great dong

 

I like this but also the Soler dong solidified a lead against the Cardinals in a swing game at Wrigley against Wainwright.

 

And that magnificent gold chain.

 

Jorge walkin' round like he got a 36" chain

 

[Andy]

Schwarber vs Pirates is #1. Basically clinched the game and was the most glorious dong ever. Bonus points that he called it weeks in advance.

 

I think I'd give Soler last night maybe the slightest of edges over Castro last night because it was first pitch off Wainwright, but if you wanted to put Castro 2nd for the enormity of coming right back off the mat after Arrieta gave up 2 runs I wouldn't argue.

 

All the others are tied for 4th most awesome.

[Tracer Bullet]

Soler b/c of the Wainy effect and that it got to the seats in about half a second.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

Schwarber against Cole and then Soler in game 2. i felt like the first soler dong was the moment when i was like holy crap we're going to :flythew: today

[rocket]

rizzo's dong yesterday was under-the-radar beautiful to look at

[Guest]

In a win or go home game, Schwarber hit a Gerrit Cole pitch into the river, dropped the bat/mic, and strutted towards first to admire his handiwork. Everyone else is playing for second place thus far.

 

until KB goes all joe carter