7/7 (2) cards (Cooney) @ cubs (Beeler) 7:05 CSN/MLB

[DiamondMind]

the guy in the stall apparently had massive diarrhea so it wasn't all good

 

that opening night would be a top 3 worst possible times in my entire life to get diarrhea

[Guest]

the guy in the stall apparently had massive diarrhea so it wasn't all good

 

that opening night would be a top 3 worst possible times in my entire life to get diarrhea

 

edit: do not click this link, it is disgusting, bodily fluids, nsfw, do not click this. its relevant but do not click it.

 

you're missing the point

 

you didn't have to piss on the wall like an animal. i have no idea how all those people decided waiting in line or pissing in cups were their best options.

 

still blows my mind. like, [expletive], i'd sooner leave the game than spend an hour of it waiting in line for a bathroom ffs.

 

and iirc if people had just walked over to the first base concourse, apparently lines there weren't even that awful.

[ConstableRabbit]

the guy in the stall apparently had massive diarrhea so it wasn't all good

 

that opening night would be a top 3 worst possible times in my entire life to get diarrhea

 

edit: do not click this link, it is disgusting, bodily fluids, nsfw, do not click this. its relevant but do not click it.

 

you're missing the point

 

you didn't have to piss on the wall like an animal. i have no idea how all those people decided waiting in line or pissing in cups were their best options.

 

still blows my mind. like, [expletive], i'd sooner leave the game than spend an hour of it waiting in line for a bathroom ffs.

 

and iirc if people had just walked over to the first base concourse, apparently lines there weren't even that awful.

This. And, I mean, take a preemptive walk to the bathroom if it's that bad. I was there too and urinated into a trough.

[Guest]

so with the cardinals facing the pirates next, i honestly am not sure who i'll be rooting for over the weekend if we win tomorrow night

 

out of spite (and maybe delusional hopes of winning the division) i think it might just be pittsburgh

[Guest]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/UvaBruno11/status/618628118086090756[/tweet]

 

haha big timed

[jersey cubs fan]

I noticed mark schanowski (CSN) was pissed stl could not challenge the foul ball call even though it looks to me like it hit the line

[Sammys Boombox]

Had a free ticket to the Royals game tonight. Watched the Cubs score 3 on my phone as the Royals scored 4 to take the leads they would not relinquish to complete the doubleheader sweeps. What a difference a day makes!

[itisallpartoftheplan]

so with the cardinals facing the pirates next, i honestly am not sure who i'll be rooting for over the weekend if we win tomorrow night

 

out of spite (and maybe delusional hopes of winning the division) i think it might just be pittsburgh

 

I thought about wanting Pittsburgh to lose tonight but changed my mind and decided I want pitt & us to win tomorrow then both of us to sweep the final series before the break.

 

Pitt -

St.L 0.5

Cubs 3.5

 

That would be glorious!!

[Gilby]

I'd rather play the Cardinals in the WC game than the Pirates, since they don't have a pitcher as scary as Cole.

[Smack]

I'd rather play the Cardinals in the WC game than the Pirates, since they don't have a pitcher as scary as Cole.

 

If the scenario were true, we would be 3.5 out at the break. Why not just win the division?

[ARCubsFan]

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[DiamondMind]

you didn't have to piss on the wall like an animal. i have no idea how all those people decided waiting in line or pissing in cups were their best options.

 

I know. I know. I know. I was really drunk later on with my friend, emotionally upset about the fact that I had literally pissed onto my favorite place on Earth. I felt like a bad person. I had no choice dude. It was awful. It was either that or piss myself. It was horrible.

 

Which side of the stadium were you on? The 3B side's ENTIRE PLUMBING broke, and the crowds were so thick you couldnt even get through the concourse to get outside to a bar or anything. I had no choice. I still feel awful about it. But I had no choice.

Edited July 8, 2015 by DiamondMind

[Guest]

http://i.imgur.com/2ow7DcS.gif

 

for a second i thought this was a carter capps pitch

[Guest]

you didn't have to piss on the wall like an animal. i have no idea how all those people decided waiting in line or pissing in cups were their best options.

 

I know. I know. I know. I was really drunk later on with my friend, emotionally upset about the fact that I literally pissed onto my favorite place on Earth. I felt like a bad person. I had no choice dude. It was awful. It was either that or piss myself. It was horrible.

 

Which side of the stadium were you on? The 3B side's ENTIRE PLUMBING broke, and the crowds were so thick you couldnt even get through the concourse to get outside to a bar or anything. I had no choice. I still feel awful about it. But I had no choice.

 

i was on the 3b side

 

i just walked all the way down to the end in the seating bowl and went down the last set of stairs by LF

[DiamondMind]

Just don't judge me, please. I still feel awful about it. It was the most guilty urination of my life and probably will stay that way forever. I TRIED getting outside and I TRIED getting to the other side of the stadium. :\ Edited July 8, 2015 by DiamondMind

[Guest]

lmao

[DiamondMind]

lmao

 

its not funny :(

[Slugger_16]

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[SouthSideRyan]

All that matters is that if the tying run is on deck - if that's ever the case, it's a save situation.

 

 

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That's not all that matters. An inning+ with a 3 run lead or, 3+ innings with any lead will also result in a save if you finish the game.

[Ski]

All that matters is that if the tying run is on deck - if that's ever the case, it's a save situation.

 

 

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That's not all that matters. An inning+ with a 3 run lead or, 3+ innings with any lead will also result in a save if you finish the game.

A pitcher recorded a save in the Rangers/Orioles 30-3 game back in 2007 because of this very rule.

[Guest]

All that matters is that if the tying run is on deck - if that's ever the case, it's a save situation.

 

 

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That's not all that matters. An inning+ with a 3 run lead or, 3+ innings with any lead will also result in a save if you finish the game.

 

now show him your W2

[Guest]

so with the cardinals facing the pirates next, i honestly am not sure who i'll be rooting for over the weekend if we win tomorrow night

 

out of spite (and maybe delusional hopes of winning the division) i think it might just be pittsburgh

 

I think I'd root for a split.

[Guest]

So did Rizzo do two disco parties today or just one after the nightcap?

[Smack]

Just don't judge me, please. I still feel awful about it. It was the most guilty urination of my life and probably will stay that way forever. I TRIED getting outside and I TRIED getting to the other side of the stadium. :\

 

This is how I picture my dog thinking the one time she peed on our floor in the four years we've had her.

[Brian]

So did Rizzo do two disco parties today or just one after the nightcap?

 

Every W is sacred and must be celebrated.