7/06: Cardinals (Lackey) @ Cubs (Lester) 7:05 ESPN/WGN

[ARCubsFan]

lol Starlin hasn't had a hit since Thursday? JFC

[NotSoSober]

entire lineup is a [expletive] black hole

[downsr30]

Idiots like me? I have a strong inkling that idiots like me are far more successful in life and more knowledgable in baseball than "idiots" like you.. So not really a need to be a jackass..

 

 

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[Guest]

Only 13 hours until we get to play them again!

[NotSoSober]

Idiots like me? I have a strong inkling that idiots like me are far more successful in life and more knowledgable in baseball than "idiots" like you.. So not really a need to be a jackass..

 

 

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you got me there

[downsr30]

Doesn't take much..

 

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

[SouthSideRyan]

Idiots like me? I have a strong inkling that idiots like me are far more successful in life and more knowledgable in baseball than "idiots" like you.. So not really a need to be a jackass..

 

 

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But how big is your penis?

[Guest]

guys remember when we got up 5-0 in the first inning at busch

 

good times

[SpongeWorthy]

Idiots like me? I have a strong inkling that idiots like me are far more successful in life and more knowledgable in baseball than "idiots" like you.. So not really a need to be a jackass..

 

 

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Let's compare W2s bro

[downsr30]

I am so game for that :)

 

 

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[Blessd24]

this pitcher looks like a doofus

 

Military guys are the worst, aren't they?

[Guest]

in for SSR to throw his dong on the table

[Andy]

PTR would have to take out another loan

I know this is a joke, but we're paying him the same amount no matter what. Just [expletive] get rid of him.

[Guest]

this pitcher looks like a doofus

 

Military guys are the worst, aren't they?

 

it's pretty great that this is sarcasm

 

but yes some of them are awful

 

but that's not why i said that. i said it because he looks like a doofus.

[SpongeWorthy]

I am so game for that :)

 

 

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What's the square root of your apartment

[Sammy Sofa]

guys remember when we got up 5-0 in the first inning at busch

 

Noooooooooope.

[Little Slide Rooter]

After what I just witnessed, I just feel bad for Edwin. I wouldn't even be able to boo the guy. That's how bad I feel.

 

I don't boo. Never have, never will. But if I was as bad at my job for as long as Edwin's been as his, I'd have lost it a while ago. And I damn sure don't get $13MM to do it. So no, I don't feel bad for him.

[Guest]

friends is so so bad

[SpongeWorthy]

I do think jaxon could get cut tomorrow

[Little Slide Rooter]

this pitcher looks like a doofus

 

Military guys are the worst, aren't they?

 

it's pretty great that this is sarcasm

 

but yes some of them are awful

 

Like Hitler.

[SouthSideRyan]

in for SSR to throw his dong on the table

 

Best dong money can buy.

[Cubswin11]

I do think jaxon could get cut tomorrow

I could see an "injury" and 15 day DL

[treebird]

someone think of the stupidest, most terrible thing we can think of to use in the game thread tomorrow. wondrous things like seinfeld and chinese food and all the like are powerless in the face of the cardinals. what can push us as far as possible in the other direction?

[treebird]

someone think of the stupidest, most terrible thing we can think of to use in the game thread tomorrow. wondrous things like seinfeld and chinese food and all the like are powerless in the face of the cardinals. what can push us as far as possible in the other direction?

 

my first thought is faux cardinal fandom, but i think it's too dark and i'd rather give a LOT of other things a shot first.