7/06: Cardinals (Lackey) @ Cubs (Lester) 7:05 ESPN/WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

someone think of the stupidest, most terrible thing we can think of to use in the game thread tomorrow. wondrous things like seinfeld and chinese food and all the like are powerless in the face of the cardinals. what can push us as far as possible in the other direction?

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f5165edfa19bcf273643df7b3770f5690bca06dd/r=x404&c=534x401/http/cdn.tegna-tv.com/-mm-/165149e0dad913acd02a8016c23106abfcde018b/c=154-0-2712-1923/local/-/media/2015/06/27/WLTX/WLTX/635710179388102284-GettyImages-478761582.jpg

 

the master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.

 

Hahahahahaahahaha!

[ARCubsFan]

At some point all posts in the game thread should pretend to root for the Cardinals. Then ArCubsFan can be a triple agent.

Maybe if we all root for the Cardinals, they'll turn into the Cubs?

[Guest]

according to jim themed gam thread

[UMFan83]

Starlin now has a lower OPS than he did in his "we're trying to teach him to walk oh crap he's horrible just do whatever you want" season 2 years ago. A couple more bad weeks and he will be in the .500s OPS

 

Of course every single hitter except Bryant and Coughlan has been patheticly anemic over the last 15ish games so Castro doesn't look bad in comparison. Seriously..Montero, Rizzo, Addison, Fowler...they like all fell off a cliff 3 weeks ago and keep getting worse if anything.

Edited July 7, 2015 by UMFan83

[Little Slide Rooter]

Something in WSR's horrible post is [expletive] up the page.

 

Chill, this bitch has been all over the Internet for over a month now. Google her.

 

How do you basically miss the point of nearly every post you reply to. It's kind of incredible.

 

Because you're such a standup [expletive] guy

 

 

Can't wait for another one of your players to get drunk and kill himself driving after the game.

 

Nah, tonight would be better.

 

 

Or maybe I just missed the point of that.

[UMFan83]

Edwin Jackson almost gave up as many runs in one inning as the Cubs have allowed in the last 6 games prior to tonight.

[Sammy Sofa]

Something in WSR's horrible post is [expletive] up the page.

 

Chill, this bitch has been all over the Internet for over a month now. Google her.

 

How do you basically miss the point of nearly every post you reply to. It's kind of incredible.

 

Because you're such a standup [expletive] guy

 

 

Can't wait for another one of your players to get drunk and kill himself driving after the game.

 

Nah, tonight would be better.

 

 

Or maybe I just missed the point of that.

 

YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN.

 

Nobody said people can't say horrible [expletive] for a laugh. It should be common sense that posting a pic of a cat shot with a [expletive] arrow is much more fucked up. Nobody gives a [expletive] if it's been "all over the internet;" why don't you just start posting crime scene photos, too, you stupid sack of fat.

Edited July 7, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[Ski]

Maybe we can motivate the offense by promising them ice cream after the game if they win.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Something in WSR's horrible post is [expletive] up the page.

 

Chill, this bitch has been all over the Internet for over a month now. Google her.

 

How do you basically miss the point of nearly every post you reply to. It's kind of incredible.

 

Because you're such a standup [expletive] guy

 

 

Can't wait for another one of your players to get drunk and kill himself driving after the game.

 

Nah, tonight would be better.

 

 

Or maybe I just missed the point of that.

 

YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN.

 

Nobody said people can't say horrible [expletive] for a laugh. It should be common sense that posting a pic of a cat shot with a [expletive] arrow is much more [expletive] up. Nobody gives a [expletive] if it's been "all over the internet;" why don't you just start posting crime scene photos, too, you stupid sack of fat.

 

You were saying that a man or men should die later tha.. You know what you're right, and I never should have questioned you.

[Sammy Sofa]

You were saying that a man or men should die later tha.. You know what you're right, and I never should have questioned you.

 

You realize that tree's post was tongue in cheek, right? I mean, you're actual able to process that saying we should post horrible things, instead of pictures of food and gifs of sitcoms, doesn't actually mean images of truly horrible things, yes? You're able to fire off a few synapses and understand that nobody was actually asking for pictures of things like dead animals, correct?

[Sammy Sofa]

I mean, you were probably distracted responding to a post about Addison Russell with a comment about Travis Wood's stat line or something.

[Little Slide Rooter]

What part of you're right, and I never should have questioned you did you not understand?

[Sammy Sofa]

Guys, let's find some great pics of crime scenes and wartime atrocities to REALLY stick it to those Cardinals.

[ConstableRabbit]

Get a room you two.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Go to bed. We'll discuss this in the morning.

[Sammy Sofa]

Awww, I thought we were gonna share Oscar Taveras morgue photos or something. High five!

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Awww, I thought we were gonna share Oscar Taveras morgue photos or something. High five!

 

That one actually does sound like something this site would do.

[Sammy Sofa]

Awww, I thought we were gonna share Oscar Taveras morgue photos or something. High five!

 

That one actually does sound like something this site would do.

 

I'm pretty sure nobody's actually done something that terrible here. Or if they did, they were gone pretty fast.

[PosterToBeNamedLater]

Guys, let's find some great pics of crime scenes and wartime atrocities to REALLY stick it to those Cardinals.

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/krkhinrich/sorihitlerberg.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://i30.tinypic.com/8yuxxx.jpg

 

[Sammy Sofa]

The board's finest moment.

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, that was pretty shitty of me. But let's all bask in it again:

 

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/~nsbb/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=54954&start=50

[Guest]

someone think of the stupidest, most terrible thing we can think of to use in the game thread tomorrow. wondrous things like seinfeld and chinese food and all the like are powerless in the face of the cardinals. what can push us as far as possible in the other direction?

 

hahaha, i saw your av right before i read this post and it was amazing how confusion instantly turned to clarity.

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, I cracked up at the Jonestown one and everything. I dunno, photoshop Molina holding the cat and I'd probably love that all of sudden.

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/krkhinrich/SoriluvsCards.jpg

[DiamondMind]

I'm dead

 

 

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[Gilby]

someone think of the stupidest, most terrible thing we can think of to use in the game thread tomorrow. wondrous things like seinfeld and chinese food and all the like are powerless in the face of the cardinals. what can push us as far as possible in the other direction?

 

hahaha, i saw your av right before i read this post and it was amazing how confusion instantly turned to clarity.

 

Machine learning in action.