6/2 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Marlins (Hand) 6:10 PM, CSN

[cubscott34]

It's game two here on Gilligan's Island (aka Marlins Park). In today's matchup, it's the Professor:

 

 

vs. Mary Ann... errrr... Brad Hand:

 

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Brad+Hand+Philadelphia+Phillies+v+Florida+QY5-DBPAe1gl.jpg

 

The cub bats are starting to warm up so we'll add a little spice to our bacon:

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FfKNF1Hjpa4/TEjMk3fAhaI/AAAAAAAACng/PZn5f08z5A4/s1600/anaheim2.jpg

 

Not so bold prediction: Bryant gets at least one RBI

Bold prediction: Soler gets three hits, including a dong

 

Cubs win 6-2. Go Cubs!!

[DiamondMind]

winning is fun so lets keep winning

 

http://i.imgur.com/tNyCqbX.jpg?1

[d_money]

Is Mr Hand from Fast Times his grandpa?

[Banedon]

Baseball is best when the Cubs are winning. It's the worst when they aren't.

 

http://www.cleanme.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bacon-mug.jpg

[Guest]

http://www.ezrapoundcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tenderloin1.jpg

[CubInOK]

http://tulsafood.com/talk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120415-132344.jpg

[JonJayCutler]

Listen, I like bacon as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure in the last 5 years it has overtaken pizza as the most overrated food of all-time. I'm afraid that if we keep posting it the Cubs will also become overrated.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

baconwrappedbacon.jpg

[Banedon]

Listen, I like bacon as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure in the last 5 years it has overtaken pizza as the most overrated food of all-time. I'm afraid that if we keep posting it the Cubs will also become overrated.

 

http://videos.usatoday.net/Brightcove2/29906170001/2015/02/29906170001_4076808088001_640x360-00000.jpg

[Banedon]

Also, there's no way that pizza will ever be overrated.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Bacon-wrapped pork loin :yahoo:

 

http://i.imgur.com/EGR4XMG.jpg

[Thed Hoyerstein]

i started a bacon revelation this winter - cooking bacon for breakfast, then cook ground beef in the bacon grease and then put said ground beef into a crockpot chili concoction. and finally, use the leftover bacon to sprinkle on the chili.

[JonJayCutler]

Also, there's no way that pizza will ever be overrated.

 

Posting a Little Caesars pizza didn't help your case.

[Guest]

Listen, I like bacon as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure in the last 5 years it has overtaken pizza as the most overrated food of all-time. I'm afraid that if we keep posting it the Cubs will also become overrated.

 

http://i.imgur.com/mGU5Nbv.gif

[Banedon]

Also, there's no way that pizza will ever be overrated.

 

Posting a Little Caesars pizza didn't help your case.

 

Actually, it did. Because as cheap and shitty as little ceasars might be, it's still pizza, and delicious.

[sontensei]

Also, there's no way that pizza will ever be overrated.

 

Posting a Little Caesars pizza didn't help your case.

 

Actually, it did. Because as cheap and [expletive] as little ceasars might be, it's still pizza, and delicious.

 

little caesars is gross.

[OleMissCub]

But for just $5, it's certainly edible.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Also, there's no way that pizza will ever be overrated.

 

Posting a Little Caesars pizza didn't help your case.

 

Actually, it did. Because as cheap and [expletive] as little ceasars might be, it's still pizza, and delicious.

 

little caesars is gross.

 

I remember when Little Caesars pizza was actually good.

 

[sigh] I also remember when air was clean and sex was dirty.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Furthermore, I don't ever remember the CUBS winning a road game on Tue 02 June.

 

CUBS are 1-5 (0.167) on Tue 02 June on the road .....

 

Gam#      Date          Opponent                 Score
022  Tue  06/02/1885  @ Detroit Wolverines       10- 6    
033  Tue  06/02/1891  @ Philadelphia              0- 8    
039  Tue  06/02/1896  @ New York                  5- 8    
037  Tue  06/02/1953  @ Pittsburgh            N   3- 4    
044  Tue  06/02/1981  @ Pittsburgh            N   3-16    
050  Tue  06/02/2009  @ Atlanta               N   5- 6 (12)
053  Tue  06/02/2015  @ Miami                 N

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[OleMissCub]

Fred, if I may ask, did you vote for William McKinley or William Jennings Bryan in '96?

 

:)

[rawaction]

i started a bacon revelation this winter - cooking bacon for breakfast, then cook ground beef in the bacon grease and then put said ground beef into a crockpot chili concoction. and finally, use the leftover bacon to sprinkle on the chili.

 

Leftover bacon does not compute.

[CubInOK]

i started a bacon revelation this winter - cooking bacon for breakfast, then cook ground beef in the bacon grease and then put said ground beef into a crockpot chili concoction. and finally, use the leftover bacon to sprinkle on the chili.

I have a recipe where you basically grease a pot with drippings from bacon, then cook everything in the bacon fat. Too delicious!

[Guest]

i started a bacon revelation this winter - cooking bacon for breakfast, then cook ground beef in the bacon grease and then put said ground beef into a crockpot chili concoction. and finally, use the leftover bacon to sprinkle on the chili.

I have a recipe where you basically grease a pot with drippings from bacon, then cook everything in the bacon fat. Too delicious!

Just one?

[Guest]

I mean, just as an easy example, doesn't everyone make their eggs in the same pan as they cooked the bacon?

[sontensei]

Also, there's no way that pizza will ever be overrated.

 

Posting a Little Caesars pizza didn't help your case.

 

Actually, it did. Because as cheap and [expletive] as little ceasars might be, it's still pizza, and delicious.

 

little caesars is gross.

 

I remember when Little Caesars pizza was actually good.

 

[sigh] I also remember when air was clean and sex was dirty.

 

waaaaay back in the early 90s the bread sticks were great. but living close enough to get Giordanos, Aurelios, and Ginos delivered just killed my pizza hut/lil C's appetite over 10 years ago now..