5/26 Washington (Zimmermann) @ CUBS (Hendricks) 6:05 pm cdt. csn

[Outshined_One]

When we destroy the ball, our pitching is ass. When our pitching is pretty darn good, the bats are nowhere to be found.

 

Sounds about right.

[Cubswin11]

I like how half of you are acting like Bryce Harper: baseball god muscling out a HR with the help of the wind is this crazy thing that means every halfwit on the Nats is going to have a pop-up float out.

You were saying

[Schwarber Fan]

Gotta be this inning

[Andy]

Babe Span

 

lmao

To be somewhat fair, he's having an awesome year.

[NotSoSober]

if bryant/izzo can combine for a run, time to trade for the future. #wearenotgood

[Clem Fandango]

Cool, another one run ballgame.

[Castros trade value]

Need to find a way to win this game. Tailspin written all over this stretch after losing 2 of 3 to AZ.

[Andy]

Cool, another one run ballgame.

On pace for 81 of those, which I'm assuming would be a record. It would also kill me.

[Outshined_One]

if bryant/izzo can combine for a run, time to trade for the future. #wearenotgood

 

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[DiamondMind]

I like how half of you are acting like Bryce Harper: baseball god muscling out a HR with the help of the wind is this crazy thing that means every halfwit on the Nats is going to have a pop-up float out.

 

http://i.imgur.com/KFINYfd.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

I like how half of you are acting like Bryce Harper: baseball god muscling out a HR with the help of the wind is this crazy thing that means every halfwit on the Nats is going to have a pop-up float out.

You were saying

 

The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE.

[Soul]

We aren't going to score again are we

[Guest]

I like how half of you are acting like Bryce Harper: baseball god muscling out a HR with the help of the wind is this crazy thing that means every halfwit on the Nats is going to have a pop-up float out.

You were saying

 

The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE.

 

Why do we even come in these threads?

[DiamondMind]

to complain

[Sammy Sofa]

I like how half of you are acting like Bryce Harper: baseball god muscling out a HR with the help of the wind is this crazy thing that means every halfwit on the Nats is going to have a pop-up float out.

You were saying

 

The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE.

 

Why do we even come in these threads?

 

We're going to have to dust off AIM to start the secret game threads again.

[Cubswin11]

I like how half of you are acting like Bryce Harper: baseball god muscling out a HR with the help of the wind is this crazy thing that means every halfwit on the Nats is going to have a pop-up float out.

You were saying

 

The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE.

Who has a career .396 slg and 162 game average is 6 HR, yeah pretty fluky

[DiamondMind]

GET THE [expletive] OUT OF HERE YESSSSSSS

[Outshined_One]

THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

[Guest]

MOTHERFUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Schwarber Fan]

Thank you!

[Soul]

Oh [expletive] yeah!!

[Clem Fandango]

[expletive] yeah

[Ram1380]

KB

 

KRUSHED!!

[NotSoSober]

[expletive] yes

[Cubswin11]

That was killed