How sexy is Soler?

[Sammy Sofa]

Boing. Edited April 14, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[Hairyducked Idiot]

all of the sexy

[hawkeyecub]

And those throws...

[Outshined_One]

I will personally hunt down anyone who doesn't vote for Hot Tamale or Casanova.

[davell]

I vote hot Casanova and feel bad because its not nearly enough.

[MarkR]

Slap ya mama.

[treebird]

i heard soler is hot cause he's fly, whereas you ain't cause you not

[MWV]

I got confused and voted "Boris Yeltsin".

[sontensei]

I got confused and voted "Boris Yeltsin".

 

i was about to say i got confused and wanted to vote "Kate Upton"

[seanimal]

I got confused and voted "Boris Yeltsin".

 

i was about to say i got confused and wanted to vote "Kate Upton"

 

too fluffy. soler is more like late-90's heidi klum or tyra banks

[Cubbie Swagger]

I was at the game tonight... and I have to admit...

 

If I would have run into him at Slugger's afterwards... I would have thought about it.

 

EDIT: Also... his chain game is SICK. When he was running the bases in the 8th inning I would swear he had 7 baller-ass gold chains flopping around. Dope.

[sontensei]

I was at the game tonight... and I have to admit...

 

If I would have run into him at Slugger's afterwards... I would have thought about it.

 

EDIT: Also... his chain game is SICK. When he was running the bases in the 8th inning I would swear he had 7 baller-ass gold chains flopping around. Dope.

 

i wonder whats on his ipod, maybe a lil biggy and wu tang mixed with some pac and run dmc... i imagine he is a hip hop head.

[Guest]

i bet you just named every rapper you've ever heard of

[Clem Fandango]

i bet you just named every rapper you've ever heard of

http://i.imgur.com/Yfj1NeQ.gif

[Splendid Splinter]

I was at the game tonight... and I have to admit...

 

If I would have run into him at Slugger's afterwards... I would have thought about it.

 

EDIT: Also... his chain game is SICK. When he was running the bases in the 8th inning I would swear he had 7 baller-ass gold chains flopping around. Dope.

 

i wonder whats on his ipod, maybe a lil biggy and wu tang mixed with some pac and run dmc... i imagine he is a hip hop head.

 

Nope. It's Justin Bieber and One Direction.

[rocket]

he's smooth like barry and his voice got bass, a body like arnold with a denzel face

[RynoRules]

Here's a perfect description of me

Six foot one, and dark and lovely

And if they're sayin black is beautiful, it's true not phony

I'm brown-er than Bobby so won't you be my tender Roni?

 

http://wernervonwallenrod.com/kane/kane4.gif

[Guest]

Soler needs to learn not to hit the ball so hard. If he hadn't, Rizzo might've scored.

[SouthSideRyan]

he's smooth like barry and his voice got bass, a body like arnold with a denzel face

 

Haiku form please

[Guest]

Daren Willman ‏@darenw 3m3 minutes ago

Jorge Solers HRs last night were 103 MPH and 109 MPH off the bat. Of the 8 ABs there is data for he leads #MLB in avg MPH off bat 100.8

[minnesotacubsfan]

Video of the throw?

[Elrhino]

So sexy, BA just moved him into the Top 50 of their top rookie prospects.

[Guest]

Video of the throw?

 

http://gfycat.com/LoneWholeGoa

[ConstableRabbit]

Video of the throw?

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2015_04_13_cinmlb_chnmlb_1&mode=recap&c_id=chc#gid=2015_04_13_cinmlb_chnmlb_1&mode=video

[SouthSideRyan]

I never agreed with Grampa that Hot Tamale should be up top. I voted Hubba Hubba