The Jon Lester Signs w/ Cubs - 6 yrs/$155 Million

[Deeg]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

[RynoRules]

I dont even care if he is wrong or this is false i just want to stay here forever

 

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[minnesotacubsfan]

TELL US ABOUT JON PLZ

[RynoRules]

It would be the most methofical slow play in history.

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value?

 

Uh, yes. Obviously.

 

If you want to have a Vulcan-off with David and TT, feel free.

[Guest]

maybe a mod can check where his IP is from and then see if lester's wife is from there lol Edited December 10, 2014 by David

[gscool89]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value?

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[XZero771679666304]

PLEASE BE TRUE.

 

If nocode is wrong, the wrath will at least be enjoyable to watch.

 

 

John Doe has the upper hand. John Doe has the upper hand!!!

 

I feel as though the wrath won't be nearly as fun for us as duping all of us will be for him.

 

I'm not putting one iota of stock into it. He may be telling the truth or he may be a troll, but I'm not paying him any mind either way.

[Guest]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

I have no reason to think he's not being earnest with all his posts. I'm not buying a Lester shirsey because he could have been given premature or bad info, but it's okay not to default to cynicism.

[Guest]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value?

 

Uh, yes. Obviously.

 

If you want to have a Vulcan-off with David and TT, feel free.

 

you really do not know me at all smh

[Sammy Sofa]

I wish we knew that David.

[nocode416]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

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[Guest]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

 

dude's in japan

 

i'll buy you several beers and we can put yellow ledbetter on repeat on the jukebox

[Sosa21MVP]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

HAVE SOME FAITH IN OUR NEW FRIEND!

 

If he is lying then... :assassin:

[shnsajax]

I dont even care if he is wrong or this is false i just want to stay here forever

 

Nothing will ever top NomarDay.

[nocode416]

maybe a mod can check where his IP is from and then see if lester's wife is from there lol

 

 

i no longer live in gville, but i thought perhaps a mod would get nosey and look at that when i first posted. alas, it would show i live in asheville now.

[Cubswin11]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

 

dude's in japan

 

i'll buy you several beers and we can put yellow ledbetter on repeat on the jukebox

An Mojo will give him a tour of beautiful Wrigleyville

[Hairyducked Idiot]

 

dude's in japan

 

i'll buy you several beers and we can put yellow ledbetter on repeat on the jukebox

 

Are you and the jukebox cousins? Is it racist that I asked that?

[nocode416]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

 

dude's in japan

 

i'll buy you several beers and we can put yellow ledbetter on repeat on the jukebox

 

i won't forget this.

[minnesotacubsfan]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

 

dude's in japan

 

i'll buy you several beers and we can put yellow ledbetter on repeat on the jukebox

An Mojo will give him a tour of beautiful Wrigleyville

 

 

Mojo lives in DC

[Deeg]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

 

Considering I live in Tokyo that may be a bit of a problem...

 

Default to cynicism is unfortunately the only reasonable approach in the internet age - sorry, but it's true. I sincerely hope you're both legit in intent and information, but the odds are pretty long. And the truth is, we'll never know unless Lester signs elsewhere.

[Sammy Sofa]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

 

dude's in japan

 

i'll buy you several beers and we can put yellow ledbetter on repeat on the jukebox

An Mojo will give him a tour of beautiful Wrigleyville

 

 

Mojo lives in DC

 

Well, I will soon.

[nocode416]

No offense to nocode416, but are you all really so desperate to believe that you're buying this at face value? If he were in this as a sting just for gits and shiggles, this is exactly the moment he's been building up to. It's a no lose - he's either laughing hysterically at his flawless troll, or he happens to be right and claims he was a real expert.

 

Maybe this guy really does know the family - stranger things have happened. But that's a lot to take on faith, even for a Cub fan.

 

i'll accept your apology when you buy me a beer during my annual summer trip to chicago.

 

Considering I live in Tokyo that may be a bit of a problem...

 

Default to cynicism is unfortunately the only reasonable approach in the internet age - sorry, but it's true. I sincerely hope you're both legit in intent and information, but the odds are pretty long. And the truth is, we'll never know unless Lester signs elsewhere.

 

honestly you won't even know after he does sign with the cubs... doesn't matter really... we all win.

[Guest]

Default to cynicism is unfortunately the only reasonable approach in the internet age - sorry, but it's true. I sincerely hope you're both legit in intent and information, but the odds are pretty long. And the truth is, we'll never know unless Lester signs elsewhere.

 

Cynicism is not the same as not taking everyone at face value.