5/4 Cards (Lynn) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:05 ESPN

[Sammy Sofa]

Would you rather:

 

Dead Phoebe, Dead Rachel, Dead Monica, Live Ross, Live Chandler or Live Joey?

 

Trick question: marry Hank Azaria's dreamy scientist, [expletive] Ursula, kill Fisher Stevens.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-57VOJQTSzQQ/UYwy2bkwpUI/AAAAAAAAAPg/kzMgtUCf2DQ/s1600/joey.gif

[Hairyducked Idiot]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbssvokymh1qjd1y3o1_500.gif

 

Hands-down my favorite episode.

 

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/9/6/22/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7616-1378522672-4.gif

 

I really want a GIF of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnjFmQRXfYw

[Gilby]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowmkmfrT81qd7wbvo1_500.gif

[davell]

It's heads. Because ducks have heads.....

[weis21]

You guys are [expletive] with what's been working. I'm discouraged.

 

Regardless, I kind of hoped when (if ever) we lose we would switch from saved by the bell to Taco Bell theme. Because there are built-in puns and they would help self-justify my late night eating.

[Andy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6g1db1gjP1qf11ovo2_250.gif

[Guest]

[expletive] it

 

http://i.imgur.com/1LwYNtL.gif

 

was going to make this reference. probably my favorite from this show.

[Omar]

Predictions on how many ESPN graphics will be dedicated to how bad the Cubs have been?

[gscool89]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130523204136/friends/images/3/3f/Mike_fake_piano.gif

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Predictions on how many ESPN graphics will be dedicated to how bad the Cubs have been?

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100503021317/unanything/images/0/0d/Over9000.gif

[kujay]

Predictions on how many ESPN graphics will be dedicated to how bad the Cubs have been?

 

And how many QBs we've had since Favre started.

[Guest]

Let's sweep these cocksuckers.

[d_money]

Sucks - I gotta wait all day for this game to start

[NOLA]

Predictions on how many ESPN graphics will be dedicated to how bad the Cubs have been?

Strongly considering a drinking game tonight with the mentioning of goats, Bartman, Lou Brock or Leon Durham. Good thing I can sleep in on Monday.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Predictions on how many ESPN graphics will be dedicated to how bad the Cubs have been?

Strongly considering a drinking game tonight with the mentioning of goats, Bartman, Lou Brock or Leon Durham. Good thing I can sleep in on Monday.

 

Oooooh, this might be an idea I can get behind. But I'd add if they show any graphic displaying how many things have been invented since 1908.

[NOLA]

Predictions on how many ESPN graphics will be dedicated to how bad the Cubs have been?

Strongly considering a drinking game tonight with the mentioning of goats, Bartman, Lou Brock or Leon Durham. Good thing I can sleep in on Monday.

 

Oooooh, this might be an idea I can get behind. But I'd add if they show any graphic displaying how many things have been invented since 1908.

Onto something here. Also candidates are mentioning the things going on in 1908 like the POTUS, prices of gas or other goods, or also any mention of the sinking of the Titanic, a favorite go to for ESPN producers during Cubs games.

[UMFan83]

You guys are [expletive] with what's been working. I'm discouraged.

 

Regardless, I kind of hoped when (if ever) we lose we would switch from saved by the bell to Taco Bell theme. Because there are built-in puns and they would help self-justify my late night eating.

 

I was really hoping we'd go Fresh Prince after this. Way too any great gifs to post.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvqjzBAp61qh17feo4_250.gif

[Omar]

You guys are [expletive] with what's been working. I'm discouraged.

 

Regardless, I kind of hoped when (if ever) we lose we would switch from saved by the bell to Taco Bell theme. Because there are built-in puns and they would help self-justify my late night eating.

 

I was really hoping we'd go Fresh Prince after this. Way too any great gifs to post.

 

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d8e5b06dbda243ff8940633a178ddc38/tumblr_mzrsznYCa01rlsjn2o1_400.gif

[Hairyducked Idiot]

We can't do Fresh Prince because race relations are running a bit thin in the wake of our ownership's treatment of Sammy Sosa.

 

Local beat writers addressing Hispanic players:

 

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlsb723I81qh17feo7_250.gif

[Guest]

Sucks - I gotta wait all day for this game to start

 

Doesn't suck that you actually feel compelled to look forward to a Cubs game starting tho

[d_money]

This is true...a Hawks win would be a nice appetizer before the main course

[Sammy Sofa]

We can't do Fresh Prince because race relations are running a bit thin in the wake of our ownership's treatment of Sammy Sosa.

 

Local beat writers addressing Hispanic players:

 

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlsb723I81qh17feo7_250.gif

 

It's still SbtB; the Friends stuff was just a diversion.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

It's still SbtB; the Friends stuff was just a diversion.

 

I had a good doom-bonery theme on deck, but now that they've won a few it doesn't seem appropriate. I'm not sure what I'm doing now, but there's a good chance it will come from 1990s Nickelodeon.