4/30 Cubs (Jackson) @ Reds (Cingrani) 6:10 PM CSN

[crazycooter]

 

Small price to pay for that sweet, sweet Cincinnati skyline.

 

I'd rather stare directly into the sun then spend a minute looking at Kentucky

 

 

The folks down here seem to be perfectly happy with that arrangement.

[Sammy Sofa]

i've been posting here a year after lurking a couple months and i'm not sure if derwood or kyle is weirder.

 

Derwood, and it's not even close.

 

Though he did give us the Best Poster debacle, and him getting voted out of it first.

 

The fact that you take anything I say as anything other than random bullsh**ing is hilarious. If I thought you acted in real life like you do on NSBB, I'd be trying to get you mental help.

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

OMG, the self-censoring. So weird.

[ScrubMD]

The period is in there because they pause for emphasis when they say it and now that I had to explain it my great joke is ruined.

 

scrubmd is a bad. poster.

 

I'm sorry I said you were missing your penis.

[Derwood]

OMG, the self-censoring. So weird.

 

http://replygif.net/i/1401.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

Yesssss, he's spiraling.

[Sammy Sofa]

I think he was expecting people to join in on his crazy anti-Kentucky thing.

[Derwood]

I think he was expecting people to join in on his crazy anti-Kentucky thing.

 

see, you're overthinking it

[Sammy Sofa]

I think I once described this as the kid in school who does something embarrassing and then tries to embrace it like he's cool with it and just makes fun of himself to try and deflect but ultimately all of that rage gets bottled up and they end up doing something ca-ray-zay and then they...go away.

[Sammy Sofa]

But who is your favorite Saved by the Bell character?

[Derwood]

I think I once described this as the kid in school who does something embarrassing and then tries to embrace it like he's cool with it and just makes fun of himself to try and deflect but ultimately all of that rage gets bottled up and they end up doing something ca-ray-zay and then they...go away.

 

I'll never go away. Watching you spaz out every time I post something is far too entertaining.

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh yeah, now I know this exists:

 

http://gobayside.tumblr.com/

[Sammy Sofa]

I think I once described this as the kid in school who does something embarrassing and then tries to embrace it like he's cool with it and just makes fun of himself to try and deflect but ultimately all of that rage gets bottled up and they end up doing something ca-ray-zay and then they...go away.

 

I'll never go away. Watching you spaz out every time I post something is far too entertaining.

 

http://rizzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/princessbride4.jpg

[glavine93]

TIME OUT WHY did i miss this (because smoking pot all night with johnny dakota)

[sneakypower]

i was busy discovering my indian heritage

[Guest]

Remember when Tori Spelling was Screech's new nerd-approved girlfriend who we also never saw again?

 

Plus: Stacey Carosi was allllllriiiiiight.

 

she was way too high maintenance, and those summer episodes sucked.... except for slater saving denise richards and the little kid sexually harassing kelly

[Sammy Sofa]

Remember when Tori Spelling was Screech's new nerd-approved girlfriend who we also never saw again?

 

Plus: Stacey Carosi was allllllriiiiiight.

 

she was way too high maintenance, and those summer episodes sucked.... except for slater saving denise richards and the little kid sexually harassing kelly

 

THAT HAPPENED?!?

 

Though the summer episodes cracked me up just because Mr. Carosi's stupid resort seemed like some kind of incompetent slave labor scam.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Sometimes this place can be a little edgy, but if it came right down to it, I would buy everyone here a Buddy Band.

[Sammy Sofa]

Sometimes this place can be a little edgy, but if it came right down to it, I would buy everyone here a Buddy Band.

 

[SouthSideRyan]

LISA WAS ALLERGIC TO SCREECH

 

ETA: Not his clothes, not some awful fragrance he'd probably wear. HIM. At least for a couple days she was.

 

Did Screech ever get a Stefan Urquelle-moment? Or was Dustin Diamond just too hideous and reprehensible to ever pull that off?

 

During the college years when the tennis star liked him more than Zack. It wasn't very believable.

gold-digging Punky Brewster wanted him and his secret sauce fortune instead of Zack, if that counts

 

Punky had some bommmmmmmmmmmmbs

[SouthSideRyan]

i was busy discovering my indian heritage

 

ONLY TO NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN

[SouthSideRyan]

Sometimes this place can be a little edgy, but if it came right down to it, I would buy everyone here a Buddy Band.

 

Hey, they work

[imb]

can we talk about hey dude next

[Hairyducked Idiot]

can we talk about hey dude next

 

Mel >>>>> Brad

[sneakypower]

she was way too high maintenance, and those summer episodes sucked.... except for slater saving denise richards and the little kid sexually harassing kelly

 

THAT HAPPENED?!?

she faked drowning to get him to save her

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrz1wLp1p1qc46e7o1_500.jpg

 

and more importantly, this

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/lolslater/1583874794/1/tumblr_lbrz2dhLTL1qc46e7

Edited May 1, 2014 by sneakypower