4/19 Cubs (Jackson) vs. Reds (Cingrani) 1:20 CT CSN

[ctcf]

With all this insistence on winning, he's kinda becoming our own version of Charlie Sheen, just minus the money and getting laid and being famous.

[abuck1220]

I agree; Rizzo should be platooned.

 

If you set the roster up the right way, I wouldn't hate having Vitters up and getting 30 starts a year against lefties at 1b.

 

oh no the abuse he's taking isn't getting him hard enough...he's brought vitters into the conversation...

[Hairyducked Idiot]

With all this insistence on winning, he's kinda becoming our own version of Charlie Sheen, just minus the money and getting laid and being famous.

 

Seriously. Leave it to abuck, imb, and occasionally treymon. Those guys are funny. I can barely be bothered to brush you off the nuts you are trying to hang off of here.

[ctcf]

You really take the internet seriously, don't you

[Hairyducked Idiot]

You really take the internet seriously, don't you

 

Says the guy hoping against hope that abuck gives him a pat on the head or treymon gives him a 7.0 or higher.

 

Edwin Jackson's ERA and xFIP might finally meet today.

[Sammy Sofa]

With all this insistence on winning, he's kinda becoming our own version of Charlie Sheen, just minus the money and getting laid and being famous.

 

Seriously. Leave it to abuck, imb, and occasionally treymon. Those guys are funny. I can barely be bothered to brush you off the nuts you are trying to hang off of here.

 

http://replygif.net/i/1445.gif

[ctcf]

hahahaahahahaha

[ctcf]

I'm really digging your version of reality, Kyle.

[Guest]

You really take the internet seriously, don't you

 

Says the guy hoping against hope that abuck gives him a pat on the head or treymon gives him a 7.0 or higher.

 

Edwin Jackson's ERA and xFIP might finally meet today.

 

That's kind of what you're doing now but more of an attempt to deflect than to seek approval

 

Don't fall for it people

[davell]

Timmy from South Park looks as good as Vitters against major league pitching.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'm really digging your version of reality, Kyle.

 

When I was in high school, of course I got picked on a ton. I didn't exactly deserve it, but I didn't make things easier on myself either. A common tactic was "toasting," which was knocking a kid's books all out of their hands in the hallways.

 

I was hardly the only nerd in the class, so I figured maybe if I picked on a different loser I could up my status a little bit. One day after biology I snuck up behind this scrawny redheaded kid and went for it. I failed to actually knock any books out of his hand and almost fell down myself in the process.

 

This is what you have been doing on NSBB lately.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

That's kind of what you're doing now but more of an attempt to deflect than to seek approval

 

Don't fall for it people

 

 

Trying to deflect the discussion to Cubs baseball in the game thread? I'm weird like that.

 

Jackson ERA: 4.95 xFIP 4.53.

 

Closest they've been in awhile.

[ScrubMD]

You should have just gone goth.

[Guest]

That's kind of what you're doing now but more of an attempt to deflect than to seek approval

 

Don't fall for it people

 

 

Trying to deflect the discussion to Cubs baseball in the game thread? I'm weird like that.

 

Trying to knock someone else's books out of their hands

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Trying to knock someone else's books out of their hands

 

I'm the other kid in this story, the redhead. I'll get my books knocked out by the jocks, but I'll be damned if CT thinks he's gonna take his half-witted shots at me.

[ctcf]

Well then kyle, just once for the record, let me assure you that it's simply because I genuinely think you're a sad, annoying person and the ignore feature on this board isn't worth squat. I promise I'm trying not to fit in with the "cool kids" in the weird, highschool-centric world you've attributed to this board.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Well then kyle, just once for the record, let me assure you that it's simply because I genuinely think you're a sad, annoying person and the ignore feature on this board isn't worth squat. I promise I'm trying not to fit in with the "cool kids" in the weird, highschool-centric world you've attributed to this board.

 

godspeed

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Welington Castillo is kinda worthless when he's not BABIPing .350

[ScrubMD]

Did things turn out alright for the redheaded kid?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Did things turn out alright for the redheaded kid?

 

I doubt it. That kid was a total turd. I think he moved and changed schools after being thrown into a dumpster.

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm really digging your version of reality, Kyle.

 

When I was in high school, of course I got picked on a ton. I didn't exactly deserve it, but I didn't make things easier on myself either. A common tactic was "toasting," which was knocking a kid's books all out of their hands in the hallways.

 

I was hardly the only nerd in the class, so I figured maybe if I picked on a different loser I could up my status a little bit. One day after biology I snuck up behind this scrawny redheaded kid and went for it. I failed to actually knock any books out of his hand and almost fell down myself in the process.

 

This is what you have been doing on NSBB lately.

 

http://replygif.net/i/618.gif

[ScrubMD]

Did things turn out alright for the redheaded kid?

 

I doubt it. That kid was a total turd. I think he moved and changed schools after being thrown into a dumpster.

 

You should look him up and apologize. It could end up like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison.

[Guest]

i love that gif

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Jesus, get a room, guys.

[Vanilla Ice]

Kyle, I like you.