Minor Transactions

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Thought we could have a catch-all thread for minor transaction news.

 

@MDGonzales: Reliever Alberto Cabrera cleared waivers, outrighted to Triple-A @IowaCubs

[A New Era]

great idea!

 

I bought a cheeseburger with no ketchup or onion.

[JeffH]

Why would anyone buy a cheeseburger with no onion?

[Guest]

No tomatoes, no onions. Ever.

[A New Era]

Why would anyone buy a cheeseburger with no onion?

 

Gastritis, GERD, Hiatal Hernia, Esophagitis. Look em all up.

[Pushfrog98]

Why would anyone buy a cheeseburger with no onion?

 

Gastritis, GERD, Hiatal Hernia, Esophagitis. Look em all up.

All translate to "I'm a [expletive]."

[A New Era]

Why would anyone buy a cheeseburger with no onion?

 

Gastritis, GERD, Hiatal Hernia, Esophagitis. Look em all up.

All translate to "I'm a [expletive]."

 

I could have said if I eat onions I get severe pain in my chest and heartburn for several hours straight that won't go away no matter what medicine I take. Pressure and gas in my stomach and chest and I can hardly burp to relieve it, and I can't sleep. But then I might be accused of being a whiny [expletive].

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

The only way there's going to be an onion on my burger is if it's fried and covered in batter.

[rawaction]

Onions are a must on a burger. In order:

 

Battered & fried (onion rings), sauteed, grilled, inside the burger, raw. But all are musts. End thread.

[jersey cubs fan]

Onions are a must on a burger. In order:

 

Battered & fried (onion rings), sauteed, grilled, inside the burger, raw. But all are musts. End thread.

 

I love an onion on a burger, but a burger can absolutely stand on its own without an onion.

[Banedon]

Why would anyone buy a cheeseburger with no onion?

 

Gastritis, GERD, Hiatal Hernia, Esophagitis. Look em all up.

All translate to "I'm a [expletive]."

 

You don't know what the [expletive] you're talking about. I have a hiatal hernia and it [expletive] sucks.

[rawaction]

Onions are a must on a burger. In order:

 

Battered & fried (onion rings), sauteed, grilled, inside the burger, raw. But all are musts. End thread.

 

I love an onion on a burger, but a burger can absolutely stand on its own without an onion.

 

Damnit. I said end thread.

[Clem Fandango]

I posted this in another thread, but here you go:

 

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

[Guest]

Ryan Roberts got a million dollar MLB deal with the Red Sox.

[wvcbxl]

The Cubs sign Yorvit Torrealba to a minor league deal.

 

Source

[Post Count Padder]

Good. Get Whiteside off the roster.

[Backtobanks]

The Cubs sign Yorvit Torrealba to a minor league deal.

 

Source

 

Finally we'll get some offense out of the catcher's position. :lol: (.240/.295/.285)

[BeerHere]

I posted this in another thread, but here you go:

 

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

Holy crap that site is amazing.

[The-Kris-Bryant]

The Rangers release Daniel Bard after four appearances in Low A as he tried to come back from surgery on a pinched nerve in his shoulder (the same one that Beckett and Carpenter had). He's always had amazingly bad control, but he took it to a new level this year. Of the 18 batters he faced, he walked or hit 16 of them.

[Pushfrog98]

I saw somewhere that the Red Sox dfa'd Grady Sizemore.

[Guest]

Dallas Beeler will be called up Saturday to start game one of the doubleheader.

[Little Slide Rooter]

@mlbtraderumors: Angels Acquire Rich Hill http://t.co/QKm7SUqUbK

 

Oh, Rich.

[Little Slide Rooter]

@mlbtraderumors: Indians Designate Zach McAllister http://t.co/2nP2FrNWvv

 

26 years old. Recent moderate big league success. Throws baseballs for a living. Theo Signal, activate.