2013 Playoffs Game Thread

[SouthSideRyan]

is it too early to start masturbating

Is it ever?

 

Take it to the Brazzers thread

[gscool89]

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[Boris]

Oh so close Cardinals. Oh so close.

[SouthSideRyan]

At a bar in little rock drinking in the tears of cards fans.

 

And loving it.

 

I'll paypal you money to order a shot called Cardinal tears.

No paypal required. What is the shot?

 

Either 52 Budweisers or something involving untimely deaths I guess. Too happy to be clever right now

[ConstableRabbit]

God John Kerry is a dork

[ConstableRabbit]

Well, this is fun.

 

I guess it does make me feel better to know the guy who oversaw most of this for Boston is now in charge of us.

 

you're not gonna do that X amount of WAR was from Theo and y was from CHerington thing?

I wonder how Boston fans feel about this as a whole.

 

The ones I've seen feel like Cherington cleaned up Epstein's mess and give much more credit to the deeper organization than they do Epstein personally.

I heard that from my one Red Sox fan friend but wasn't sure how widespread it was.

[Soul]

Gonna see baseball playoff beards now, forever.

[SouthSideRyan]

I don't think it was Holliday getting that throw 15 feet wide of home plate that kept Napoli at 3rd there Tim.

[Guest]

I don't think it was Holliday getting that throw 15 feet wide of home plate that kept Napoli at 3rd there Tim.

...

 

Ok?

[Guest]

I don't think it was Holliday getting that throw 15 feet wide of home plate that kept Napoli at 3rd there Tim.

...

 

Ok?

Heh...mcCarver.

 

Nm, much liquor

[Guest]

I don't know why it took me so long to start following Jeff Sullivan on twitter.

 

@based_ball fun fact: both of these teams are named after clothes atmlb.com/16MmTO2 #clothes

[Guest]

Don't kill my schadenfreude here...

[Guest]

Cards fans fleeing the bar in droves.

 

 

BFIB

[TruffleShuffle]

considering that the cards had a line of .330/.402/.463/.865 this season with runners in scoring position, versus .236/.297/.356/.653 with the bases empty, i'm finding this regression to the mean to be delightful.

[d_money]

McCarvers last game + Cards loss = killing 2 birds with 1 stone

[SouthSideRyan]

McCarvers last game + Cards loss = killing 2 birds with 1 stone

 

Can't these guys just get drivers?

[mul21]

considering that the cards had a line of .330/.402/.463/.865 this season with runners in scoring position, versus .236/.297/.356/.653 with the bases empty, i'm finding this regression to the mean to be delightful.

 

Attempting to explain to any of their fans how [expletive] lucky they were all season with RISP, Allen Craig in particular, was absolutely mind numbing.

[SouthSideRyan]

Executing the rundown the right way, with as many throws as possible.

[Guest]

THAT WAS AWESOME

[SouthSideRyan]

considering that the cards had a line of .330/.402/.463/.865 this season with runners in scoring position, versus .236/.297/.356/.653 with the bases empty, i'm finding this regression to the mean to be delightful.

 

Attempting to explain to any of their fans how [expletive] lucky they were all season with RISP, Allen Craig in particular, was absolutely mind numbing.

 

It was all about their approach!!!

[mul21]

This is sooooooooooooo delicious. I hope they get it to 10-0 and I can make fun of the Cardinals for quitting and listen to their fans' tears of rage falling on the ground.

[TruffleShuffle]

man, remember when everyone in new england hated john lackey and wanted to run him out of town on a rail?

[mul21]

man, remember when everyone in new england hated john lackey and wanted to run him out of town on a rail?

 

That's really not looking like the terrible contract it did the last couple years.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

considering that the cards had a line of .330/.402/.463/.865 this season with runners in scoring position, versus .236/.297/.356/.653 with the bases empty, i'm finding this regression to the mean to be delightful.

 

Attempting to explain to any of their fans how [expletive] lucky they were all season with RISP, Allen Craig in particular, was absolutely mind numbing.

 

I noticed a pretty high percentage of GRB posters acknowledging that. But obviously that's not your average fan.

[TruffleShuffle]

Rany Jazayerli ‏@jazayerli 31s

 

To add insult to injury, Michael Wacha cut his pitching hand after punching an electrical fan in the dugout.