Castro

[imb]

i already made a joke about that but it was so kewl and subtle you probably didnt even get it

[CubsInNC]

i already made a joke about that but it was so kewl and subtle you probably didnt even get it

 

 

I thought that was your joke about Pabst balls.

[MWV]

Castro's first 3 games of 2014 (14 PA): .077/.143/.077

 

Last 23 games (95 PA): .341/.368/.527

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Castro's first 3 games of 2014 (14 PA): .077/.143/.077

 

Last 23 games (95 PA): .341/.368/.527

 

http://i.imgur.com/yVyekdE.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

Castro's first 3 games of 2014 (14 PA): .077/.143/.077

 

Last 23 games (95 PA): .341/.368/.527

 

http://replygif.net/i/1020.gif

[Guest]

Castro's first 3 games of 2014 (14 PA): .077/.143/.077

 

Last 23 games (95 PA): .341/.368/.527

 

http://i.imgur.com/yVyekdE.gif

awesome

 

Edit: I wish that gif had sound

[Banedon]

Castro's first 3 games of 2014 (14 PA): .077/.143/.077

 

Last 23 games (95 PA): .341/.368/.527

 

http://i.imgur.com/ROHdHSA.gif

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Castro's first 3 games of 2014 (14 PA): .077/.143/.077

 

Last 23 games (95 PA): .341/.368/.527

 

http://i.imgur.com/yVyekdE.gif

awesome

 

Edit: I wish that gif had sound

 

gifs that provide sound would break the internet. you'd have to make them so they only play the sound when clicked

[jersey cubs fan]

Bruce Miles ‏@BruceMiles2112 4m

Rizzo at .295/.419/.495. Castro at .306/.336/.463. Castillo at .300/.349/.525. #Cubs #core

[Sammy Sofa]

Bruce Miles ‏@BruceMiles2112 4m

Rizzo at .295/.419/.495. Castro at .306/.336/.463. Castillo at .300/.349/.525. #Cubs #core

 

http://replygif.net/i/1216.gif

[Guest]

Bruce Miles ‏@BruceMiles2112 4m

Rizzo at .295/.419/.495. Castro at .306/.336/.463. Castillo at .300/.349/.525. #Cubs #core

 

http://replygif.net/i/1216.gif

 

Yeah, i love Castillo too.

 

now lets inject some ungodly power into that lineup.

[Guest]

Bruce Miles ‏@BruceMiles2112 4m

Rizzo at .295/.419/.495. Castro at .306/.336/.463. Castillo at .300/.349/.525. #Cubs #core

 

http://replygif.net/i/1216.gif

 

Yeah, i love Castillo too.

 

now lets inject some ungodly power into that lineup.

Bryant will be there soon.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Bruce Miles ‏@BruceMiles2112 4m

Rizzo at .295/.419/.495. Castro at .306/.336/.463. Castillo at .300/.349/.525. #Cubs #core

 

http://replygif.net/i/1216.gif

 

Yeah, i love Castillo too.

 

now lets inject some ungodly power into that lineup.

Bryant will be there soon.

 

and baez. two olympian gods of power that are coming, and coming soon.

 

are we still doing phrasing?

[WrigleyField 22]

Its gonna be awesome when Rizzo is our 5 hitter.

 

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[Tyrant]

Its gonna be awesome when Rizzo is our 5 hitter.

 

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If he keeps getting on base 42% of the time he should definitely hit higher than that.

[treebird]

Its gonna be awesome when Rizzo is our 5 hitter.

 

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If he keeps getting on base 42% of the time he should definitely hit higher than that.

 

yeah, if the walk rate pans out at all, i want him at two forever

[Sammy Sofa]

Its gonna be awesome when Rizzo is our 5 hitter.

 

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If he keeps getting on base 42% of the time he should definitely hit higher than that.

 

yeah, if the walk rate pans out at all, i want him at two forever

 

Castro-Rizzo-Baez-Bryant, 1-4.

 

Mmmmmmm.

[treebird]

Its gonna be awesome when Rizzo is our 5 hitter.

 

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If he keeps getting on base 42% of the time he should definitely hit higher than that.

 

yeah, if the walk rate pans out at all, i want him at two forever

 

Castro-Rizzo-Baez-Bryant, 1-4.

 

Mmmmmmm.

 

i want the lineup to be so legit castro's .350 obp is hitting sixth

[bukie]

Its gonna be awesome when Rizzo is our 5 hitter.

 

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If he keeps getting on base 42% of the time he should definitely hit higher than that.

 

yeah, if the walk rate pans out at all, i want him at two forever

 

Castro-Rizzo-Baez-Bryant, 1-4.

 

Mmmmmmm.

 

i want the lineup to be so legit castro's .350 obp is hitting sixth

Almora-Rizzo-Baez-Bryant-Soler-Castro-Castillo-Alcantara

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Almora-Rizzo-Baez-Bryant-Soler-Castro-Castillo-Alcantara

 

there's probably no chance we ever see that lineup in a major league baseball game, but I would cry if we did.

[Sammy Sofa]

Me too, likely because they passed on at least one awesome trade they should have made.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Me too, likely because they passed on at least one awesome trade they should have made.

http://i.imgur.com/T39aZm5.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

Come on, Baez-Rizzo-Stanton-Bryant should get a smile going.

[Tryptamine]

Since we were future fapping I took a look at the OFers who would be able via free agency in 2015. The best guys available are Colby Rasmus and Melky Cabrera. Really there aren't any impact bats that are 31 or under other than Hanley and Sandoval, and I'm not even sure Sandoval can be considered an impact bat anymore. Any offensive upgrades are going to have to come via trade.

[treebird]

Almora-Rizzo-Baez-Bryant-Soler-Castro-Castillo-Alcantara

 

almora doesn't draw any walks either. he can hit 7th. i want an obp monster hitting first. if i have to suffer through all these years of [expletive] garbage, i get to be a perfectionist when i imagine my perfect lineup at the other end of the tunnel.