Rizzo

[Guest]

Wait, why were your lips burning when you ate them like that?

 

Are you the Ashy Larry of robots?

 

i just remember being a little kid trying to eat oranges like that and not enjoying it at all

 

maybe it was a chapped lips day or something

[Banedon]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

[jersey cubs fan]

today I learned that robots get herpes

[jersey cubs fan]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

doritos

 

Not to this day. Lasted a good 15-20 years though

[Sammy Sofa]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

 

Yeah, I didn't eat hot dogs for years and years because I was convinced one made me barf as a kid.

 

Still can't eat any kind of "cool ranch" chips to this day because of how sick I got when I was, like, 10 and the puke tasted like it was made of the damned ranch flavoring powder on Doritos.

[Sammy Sofa]

today I learned that robots get herpes

 

Banana-fana-fo-ferpes.

[Banedon]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

doritos

 

Not to this day. Lasted a good 15-20 years though

 

Spaghettios.

[Guest]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

 

totally

[Sammy Sofa]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

doritos

 

Not to this day. Lasted a good 15-20 years though

 

Spaghettios.

 

Beefaroni.

 

Peeps.

 

Scallops.

[jersey cubs fan]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

doritos

 

Not to this day. Lasted a good 15-20 years though

 

Spaghettios.

 

Beefaroni.

 

Peeps.

 

Scallops.

One of these things is not like the other...

 

 

It's the scallops, they are delectable.

[ConstableRabbit]

It's funny how long lasting obscure childhood experiences can have on you. Without getting into the gory details, there's a couple of foods I don't like to this day because I got sick shortly after eating it as a child.

doritos

 

Not to this day. Lasted a good 15-20 years though

 

Spaghettios.

I don't drink PBR in a can because it tastes like spaghettios. And also because it's gross but yeah.

[Guest]

the only two i can think of at this point involve drinking. but that's not really childhood.

 

i've had a similar aversion to gin for over 10 years now from a bad night at a college party. think it was 04 maybe. that foresty smell brings it all back. pregamed on an empty stomach with several shots of gin. never even made it to the party. next thing i knew i was dry heaving into a garbage can on my buddy's couch with the worst headache i've ever had in my life.

 

also guinness from another college party witha few too many irish car bombs. even the sight of it brings it all back.

[Sammy Sofa]

Scallops likely are delicious, jersey; you seem to have already forgotten the point of the discussion. I just can't eat them because as soon as I bite into one I'm back to being violently ill after eating them as a child.

[jersey cubs fan]

Scallops likely are delicious, jersey; you seem to have already forgotten the point of the discussion. I just can't eat them because as soon as I bite into one I'm back to being violently ill after eating them as a child.

I was just saying most of this stuff was garbage food, doritos/spaghettios/beefaroni that you would expect a stupid kid to over indulge on and get sick. If you don't eat them the rest of your life, you aren't missing out. But not being able to enjoy scallops would suck.

[jersey cubs fan]

the only two i can think of at this point involve drinking. but that's not really childhood.

 

i've had a similar aversion to gin for over 10 years now from a bad night at a college party. think it was 04 maybe. that foresty smell brings it all back. pregamed on an empty stomach with several shots of gin. never even made it to the party. next thing i knew i was dry heaving into a garbage can on my buddy's couch with the worst headache i've ever had in my life.

 

also guinness from another college party witha few too many irish car bombs. even the sight of it brings it all back.

you aren't supposed to do shots of gin.

[Guest]

the only two i can think of at this point involve drinking. but that's not really childhood.

 

i've had a similar aversion to gin for over 10 years now from a bad night at a college party. think it was 04 maybe. that foresty smell brings it all back. pregamed on an empty stomach with several shots of gin. never even made it to the party. next thing i knew i was dry heaving into a garbage can on my buddy's couch with the worst headache i've ever had in my life.

 

also guinness from another college party witha few too many irish car bombs. even the sight of it brings it all back.

you aren't supposed to do shots of gin.

 

go back and tell that to 20 year old me

[Sammy Sofa]

Scallops likely are delicious, jersey; you seem to have already forgotten the point of the discussion. I just can't eat them because as soon as I bite into one I'm back to being violently ill after eating them as a child.

I was just saying most of this stuff was garbage food, doritos/spaghettios/beefaroni that you would expect a stupid kid to over indulge on and get sick. If you don't eat them the rest of your life, you aren't missing out. But not being able to enjoy scallops would suck.

 

I'm really not a seafood person to begin with, so it doesn't come up much. When I've had them since I just get this weird image like I'm biting into a gigantic, pulsing nerve.

[Sammy Sofa]

the only two i can think of at this point involve drinking. but that's not really childhood.

 

i've had a similar aversion to gin for over 10 years now from a bad night at a college party. think it was 04 maybe. that foresty smell brings it all back. pregamed on an empty stomach with several shots of gin. never even made it to the party. next thing i knew i was dry heaving into a garbage can on my buddy's couch with the worst headache i've ever had in my life.

 

also guinness from another college party witha few too many irish car bombs. even the sight of it brings it all back.

 

The only booze I can't go near are screwdrivers. Ugh, they're garbage to begin with, but just the scent of vodka and OJ is enough to get me queasy.

[SouthSideRyan]

You only throw up undigested Ramen noodles out your nose once.

[Banedon]

You only throw up undigested Ramen noodles out your nose once.

 

How did you make it through college without Ramen though?

[Sammy Sofa]

I think I can "win" this:

 

When I was 14 I had a really bad bought of bronchitis and I was eating Pringles and had just swallowed when I had a coughing fit and apparently managed to cough up a not-chewed enough piece of chip back into my throat and started choking. My mom thinks something catastrophic has happened because of the illness and is screaming and calling 911 and I can't talk to explain what was happening and ultimately got the piece lose by basically slamming my back against the wall a couple of times. She wasn't convinced at all at what I said happened and made me ride to the damn hospital in an ambulance and get checked out. Wasted my whole sick day. Managed to fart- [expletive] my drawers a little, too, from coughing so hard. Haven't touched a Pringle since.

[Guest]

I think I can "win" this:

 

When I was 14 I had a really bad bought of bronchitis and I was eating Pringles and had just swallowed when I had a coughing fit and apparently managed to cough up a not-chewed enough piece of chip back into my throat and started choking. My mom thinks something catastrophic has happened because of the illness and is screaming and calling 911 and I can't talk to explain what was happening and ultimately got the piece lose by basically slamming my back against the wall a couple of times. She wasn't convinced at all at what I said happened and made me ride to the damn hospital in an ambulance and get checked out. Wasted my whole sick day. Managed to fart- [expletive] my drawers a little, too, from coughing so hard. Haven't touched a Pringle since.

 

oh my god

[jersey cubs fan]

You only throw up undigested Ramen noodles out your nose once.

 

How did you make it through college without Ramen though?

I did very easily.

[SouthSideRyan]

You only throw up undigested Ramen noodles out your nose once.

 

How did you make it through college without Ramen though?

 

I just stopped eating it at 3 AM.

[SouthSideRyan]

CJ Edwards.... is black?

 

I..uh..what?

 

Is this a mojo parody? or Derwood? I'M CONFUSED.

Ughhhh now I am doubting my memory and I know that if I search "Edwards" and "Black" I'm going to get a lot of Corey. Was that not Mojo or Derwood? DID I MAKE THIS UP

 

It was me...but it was only like 3 months after we acquired him.