Rizzo

[minnesotacubsfan]

 

oh christ if Rizzo turns out to be a pedophile I will [expletive] flipout

[JennieGarthAlgar]

 

oh christ if Rizzo turns out to be a pedophile I will [expletive] flipout

 

Am I missing something here? Was there something about Doug Henning I didn't know about?

[minnesotacubsfan]

I believe he's responding to some high schooler, unless there is a tweet I am missing. I dont do the tweeter alots

[Sammy Sofa]

I don't get it; she asked which of the Cubs' gifs is his favorite and he said the "it's magic" one. Where's the pedo part?

[minnesotacubsfan]

Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

 

Bad joke

[Sammy Sofa]

[Bull]

Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

 

Bad joke

Look at the laugh lines. Not that young.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Her Twitter profile says cmhs soccer player. I assumed cm high school

 

Bad joke guys. Let's move on

[Guest]

Her Twitter profile says cmhs soccer player. I assumed cm high school

 

Bad joke guys. Let's move on

yeah it says she's a high school senior

[minnesotacubsfan]

See, if I was tweeting with HS girls, my wife would kill me. And prolly for good reason

[ConstableRabbit]

Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

 

Bad joke

Look at the laugh lines. Not that young.

Suburban white girls love tanning.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

 

Bad joke

Look at the laugh lines. Not that young.

Suburban white girls love tanning.

 

 

That, or we have identified the second pedo on nsbb

[ConstableRabbit]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/da/daebd250bbbb886c42eb13e1c1f885454ae8bc8c3884bb25c8859bada7124bdd.jpg

[Brian]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/ARizzo44/status/677705814271008768[/tweet]

[Banedon]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/ARizzo44/status/677705814271008768[/tweet]

 

Something didn't work here. That tweet doesn't exist.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/ARizzo44/status/677705814271008768[/tweet]

 

Something didn't work here. That tweet doesn't exist.

Ant had a couch full o' ladies and simply said "Life".

[Guest]

[UMFan83]

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[Sammy Sofa]

Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.

[Banedon]

Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.

 

It was purely head mass that was lost. He's all face now.

[Guest]

Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.

 

The general pattern for MLB players is that they'll be in peak shape to start the season, and they'll generally slowly ramp downwards in terms of overall fitness as the season progresses. Baseball related activities help keep this effect from being too dramatic, but the grind of the regular season means there's not a lot of extra lifting/cardio being done for fitness's sake, and 81 games on the road probably isn't great for eating habits if you aren't careful. Albert Pujols famously was a little flabby by the end of most seasons and then would turn himself back into a block of granite by the start of Spring Training.

 

In Rizzo's case, he's a big framed guy so he could pack on some weight during the season without raising much suspicion. I'm also reminded of Haren joking with him about being a 300 pounder the other day. I don't think it's huge news, but it's nice to see, especially if you see pictures of Rizzo with his family and are reminded that genetics aren't on his side.

[Guest]

Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.

 

He's always had kind of a borderline fat guy body. And he's like 6'4" or something.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BATmRRVKp0f/

 

That's him 2 days ago.

Edited January 11, 2016 by David

[UMFan83]

Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.

 

I almost made a comment about wondering whether he's visited his oncologist lately but decided against it.

[Guest]

I doubt Kaplan put him on a scale. Seems like a harmless blandishment from a sports journalist who wants to ensure continued access to a player.

[Sammy Sofa]

I don't think it's huge news, but it's nice to see, especially if you see pictures of Rizzo with his family and are reminded that genetics aren't on his side.

 

That's the thing; Italian dude from a family that loves to eat somehow drops 30 pounds over the holidays? Nigh impossible. Hopefully just Kaplan being an idiot.