4/7 Cubs (Samardzija) @ Braves (Hudson) 12:35 p.m. CT, CSN

[Sammy Sofa]

Braves announcer: "Nothing more I like seeing than a team go thru all their sabermetrical gyrations, then have the pitcher walk or hit a batter".

 

Wait, what?

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Damn kids and their sabermetrical gyrations.

[Guest]

I like Rondon. He belongs, unlike Castillo last year.

 

Not surprising when you consider their previous experience.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

@%@#$ Please just one 335-foot fluke HR down the line to keep this season interesting for a few more days.

[davell]

Braves announcer: "Nothing more I like seeing than a team go thru all their sabermetrical gyrations, then have the pitcher walk or hit a batter".

 

Wait, what?

When Heyward got hit, it was the first thing out of the dude's mouth. Not Chip or Murphy, their other guy. He's been bad-mouthing shifts all series.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Schierholtz needed to start shaking his wrist there, because then he'd get 1b. That's how it works.

[Sammy Sofa]

Braves announcer: "Nothing more I like seeing than a team go thru all their sabermetrical gyrations, then have the pitcher walk or hit a batter".

 

Wait, what?

When Heyward got hit, it was the first thing out of the dude's mouth. Not Chip or Murphy, their other guy. He's been bad-mouthing shifts all series.

 

Ugh.

 

Just...ugh.

[bcl412]

Braves announcer: "Nothing more I like seeing than a team go thru all their sabermetrical gyrations, then have the pitcher walk or hit a batter".

 

Wait, what?

When Heyward got hit, it was the first thing out of the dude's mouth. Not Chip or Murphy, their other guy. He's been bad-mouthing shifts all series.

 

I HATE NEW THINGS FOR NO REASON!

[Schwarber Fan]

Braves announcer: "Nothing more I like seeing than a team go thru all their sabermetrical gyrations, then have the pitcher walk or hit a batter".

 

Wait, what?

When Heyward got hit, it was the first thing out of the dude's mouth. Not Chip or Murphy, their other guy. He's been bad-mouthing shifts all series.

 

I HATE NEW THINGS FOR NO REASON!

 

Murphy? Isn't Simpson the color guy?

[Andy]

Needed one more hit to get into fake rally range.

[KaiserCesar]

Speaking of bad things, three person broadcasting booths.

[davell]

Braves announcer: "Nothing more I like seeing than a team go thru all their sabermetrical gyrations, then have the pitcher walk or hit a batter".

 

Wait, what?

When Heyward got hit, it was the first thing out of the dude's mouth. Not Chip or Murphy, their other guy. He's been bad-mouthing shifts all series.

 

I HATE NEW THINGS FOR NO REASON!

 

Murphy? Isn't Simpson the color guy?

Must be Simpson that said it. All 3 were in the booth.

[davell]

Lets put Marmol in and hit a few guys.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

We'll always have the two-pitch save with fist-pump, Fujikawa.

 

Except you aren't left-handed or dark-haired so that's probably not you. I should pay more attention.

Edited April 7, 2013 by Hairyducked Idiot

[Andy]

We'll always have the two-pitch save with fist-pump, Fujikawa.

That's Takahashi who gave that up.

[Sammy Sofa]

Why the [expletive] did I go in on these season tickets. This week has basically destroyed any desire to go to any games (and likely my ability to sell them for anything besides pennies on the dollar).

[Sammy Sofa]

We'll always have the two-pitch save with fist-pump, Fujikawa.

That's Takahashi who gave that up.

 

Hysterical. Cracker-ass cracker.

[KaiserCesar]

Has Carrie Muskat hacked Kyle's account?

[bcl412]

The Brewers aren't that good (especially if they aren't healthy). It'd be nice to win that series.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Has Carrie Muskat hacked Kyle's account?

 

Like Shark, I was solid for four innings then it all fell apart.

[UMFan83]

Was really hoping the offense would do better in this series. Runs scored in each game this year: 3,0,3,1,5,1

[Careless]

I've decided I don't like tubby little backup catchers. If you're going to have a crappy player, at least have one who looks like he tries

[bcl412]

Depressing series. You have a pitcher strike out 13 guys in one game and a 4 run lead in the 8th inning of another and get swept.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

I've decided I don't like tubby little backup catchers. If you're going to have a crappy player, at least have one who looks like he tries

 

I'm sure Koyie Hill is available.

[Careless]

I've decided I don't like tubby little backup catchers. If you're going to have a crappy player, at least have one who looks like he tries

 

I'm sure Koyie Hill is available.

I'd prefer crap with at least a little potential up-side