MLB Opening Day

[Soul]

None of this matters anyway. Everyone knows the season won't start until the first Marlins HR.

 

Forget the Tokyo game, did people realize the Marlins open with a 1-game series at home against STL? If Miami doesn't hit a HR in that game we'll have to wait almost 2 weeks for their next home game.

It should be Zambrano that triggers it first.

 

I don't think I can wait that long. There better be a Marlins HR Wednesday night.

[Guest]

Saw Felix on the mound on a muted tv at the bar, so today I'm flipping channels looking for all the other opening day games. Said the Cubs were playing in San Diego today, so I flipped the tv to ESPN and WGN looking for the game.

 

I got duped.

[Derwood]

Cespedes hit a HR today.

 

WE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

[Proven Veteran]

Cespedes hit a HR today.

 

WE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

I made a terrible mistake not drafting him.

[Sammy Sofa]

Cespedes hit a HR today.

 

WE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

 

You're using that wrong; they did actually make a terrible mistake.

[Derwood]

Cespedes hit a HR today.

 

WE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

 

You're using that wrong; they did actually make a terrible mistake.

 

I KNOW

[jersey cubs fan]

http://deadspin.com/5899219/historical-events-that-wouldve-been-completed-in-the-interval-between-mlbs-first-and-last-opening-days-this-year

 

1. Anglo-Zanzibar War (38 minutes)

2. Death and resurrection of Jesus (according to Bible) (36 hours)

3. October Revolution (2 days)

4. Bay of Pigs Invasion (3 days)

5. Operation Desert Fox (4 days)

6. The ground conflict of the Gulf War (4 days)

7. February Revolution (5 days)

8. Six-Day War (6 days)

9. Apollo 11 mission (8 days)

10. Mike Piazza's tenure as a Florida Marlin (8 days)

[Hairyducked Idiot]

10. Mike Piazza's tenure as a Florida Marlin (8 days)

 

I wanted to trade Wood and Pat Cline for him so bad.

[Guest]

10. Mike Piazza's tenure as a Florida Marlin (8 days)

 

I wanted to trade Wood and Pat Cline for him so bad.

 

we had a trade done for him and it didn't involve wood

 

 

[expletive] marlins