Known Liar&Cheater Ryan Braun Caught Lying&Cheating Again

[jersey cubs fan]

I bet if Braun played for the cubs I bet you guys wouldn't care about all the things you don't like about him, your just mad that he plays of the Brewers, playoff win ihe last 5 years Brewers 6 cubs a big fat zero.

 

A douche is a douche no matter what uni he wears. Ryan Theriot was the same way when he was a Cub. A douche supporter is also a douche supporter no matter what team he follows. Ryan Dempster is dangerously close to some aspects of douchiness himself.

 

 

Plus, Braun clearly tested positive for PED.

 

Just realized something, there may be a pretty good chance SSR is a db as well.

Edited February 29, 2012 by jersey cubs fan

[Tracer Bullet]

I bet if Braun played for the cubs I bet you guys wouldn't care about all the things you don't like about him, your just mad that he plays of the Brewers, playoff win ihe last 5 years Brewers 6 cubs a big fat zero.

 

Then your streak of being wrong in this thread continues unbroken.

[XZero771679666304]

I bet if Braun played for the cubs I bet you guys wouldn't care about all the things you don't like about him, your just mad that he plays of the Brewers, playoff win ihe last 5 years Brewers 6 cubs a big fat zero.

 

 

Yeah, that's it. That's why Cards fans and fans of teams that have done better than the Brewers feel the same way.

 

Hell, it's probably the only reason we (or most others) can't come to terms with his "innocence".

 

He's a douchebag. He's a textbook [expletive] douchebag, straight out of the douchebag manual. There have been plenty of player on rival teams that we hate, but we haven't called them dbags. Prince Fielder isn't a douche. Albert isn't a douche.

 

Ryan Braun is a total douchebag.

[XZero771679666304]

I bet if Braun played for the cubs I bet you guys wouldn't care about all the things you don't like about him, your just mad that he plays of the Brewers, playoff win ihe last 5 years Brewers 6 cubs a big fat zero.

 

A douche is a douche no matter what uni he wears. Ryan Theriot was the same way when he was a Cub. A douche supporter is also a douche supporter no matter what team he follows. Ryan Dempster is dangerously close to some aspects of douchiness himself.

 

 

Plus, Braun clearly tested positive for PED.

 

Just realized something, there may be a pretty good chance SSR is a db as well.

 

Braun and Theriot are definitely cut from the same douche-cloth.

[UMFan83]

Guys, I am so jealous of the Brewers and their 1 whole playoff series win in the last 30 years. I just hate that Shaun Marcum guy because he plays for the Brewers, the team that their fans keep saying we're huge rivals of but I couldn't give a crap about.

 

 

I think brewersbrewers is something like 14 years old and is just realizing the the world is bigger than the protected little cheese bubble he grew up in.

[SouthSideRyan]

What the hell did I do??

[jersey cubs fan]

What the hell did I do??

 

Ryan Braun

 

Ryan Theriot

 

Ryan Dempster

[javy knows my name]

This guy is banned now, yes? He's basically illiterate, incapable of forming cogent arguments and just shows up to needle us every once in a while. He makes ElCaballo look like mlpeel.

[SouthSideRyan]

What the hell did I do??

 

Ryan Braun

 

Ryan Theriot

 

Ryan Dempster

 

I don't recognize Theriot's use of my name.

[SouthSideRyan]

This guy is banned now, yes? He's basically illiterate, incapable of forming cogent arguments and just shows up to needle us every once in a while. He makes ElCaballo look like mlpeel.

 

The world needs a pinata.

 

fdb.

[Tryptamine]

When all other logic fails it's time to resort to the "you're a jealous hater" response made so popular by quality programming like Jersey Shore. Well done Brewer fan, well done.

[Tryptamine]

Listening to Waddle and Silvy and apparently Braun's claim that his test was 3x higher than any positive test was a lie. He apparently had a 20:1 T/E ratio while they've seen as high as 70:1. In fact, Braun's result wasn't all that high as far as positive tests go.

[brewersbrewers]

The sad thing about this whole story is that it should have never been leaked to espn, we shouldn't have know about this, I still don't think we have heard the whole story, and we may find out more when he releases his findings.

[SouthSideRyan]

The sad thing about this whole story is that it should have never been leaked to espn, we shouldn't have know about this, I still don't think we have heard the whole story, and we may find out more when he releases his findings.

 

I thought the sad thing was that Braun accused an innocent man of sabotaging him.

[The Savior]

Herpes is herpes is herpes. Braun may not have to miss 50 games but he still has herpes. Think of it that way.

[brewersbrewers]

How do you know he is innocent, because he says so but yet Braun says he is innocent and you don't belive him.....hmmm

[UMFan83]

What the hell did I do??

 

Ryan Braun

 

Ryan Theriot

 

Ryan Dempster

 

Ryan Reynolds has been kind of douchy since they started promoting him as a Hollywood superstar.

 

Ryan Kesler is actually kind of cool, except he plays for the Canucks so, douchebag it is.

 

Ryan Dunn drove his car excessively at a BAC that should have had him in a coma so that's a pretty big douchebag move.

 

Ryan Gosling was in The Notebook. Need I say more? DOUCHE

 

Did you see the way Ryan Seacrest reacted to Sasha Baron Cohen's stunt at the Oscars? Definitely a douche move.

 

OK I'm done.

[SouthSideRyan]

How do you know he is innocent, because he says so but yet Braun says he is innocent and you don't belive him.....hmmm

 

Because Laurenzi didn't test positive for tampering with a drug test.

[Guest]

How do you know he is innocent, because he says so but yet Braun says he is innocent and you don't belive him.....hmmm

 

For your own sake, I'm going to suggest you just give up on this topic. You are making terrible arguments that are getting increasingly snippy, and even if you were making sense you probably aren't going to get the Bill Braskyesque admiration of Braun that you're apparently seeking from a group of Cubs fans.

[jersey cubs fan]

The sad thing about this whole story is that it should have never been leaked to espn, we shouldn't have know about this, I still don't think we have heard the whole story, and we may find out more when he releases his findings.

 

I thought the sad thing was that Ryan Braun used performance enhancing drugs.

[SouthSideRyan]

Oh man, I forgot all about Ryan Dunn dying. That was great.

[SouthSideRyan]

How do you know he is innocent, because he says so but yet Braun says he is innocent and you don't belive him.....hmmm

 

For your own sake, I'm going to suggest you just give up on this topic. You are making terrible arguments that are getting increasingly snippy, and even if you were making sense you probably aren't going to get the Bill Braskyesque admiration of Braun that you're apparently seeking from a group of Cubs fans.

 

Ryan Braun has a toenail on his penis.

[brewersbrewers]

Ryan's good friend Arron Rodgers just arrived at Brewer's camp.

[SouthSideRyan]

Ryan's good friend Arron Rodgers just arrived at Brewer's camp.

 

In the Biblical sense.

[UMFan83]

How do you know he is innocent, because he says so but yet Braun says he is innocent and you don't belive him.....hmmm

 

Braun's motivation to cheat is to make himself better, help his team win more games, win more awards, get paid more. If he lies and is caught he is suspended for 50 games and his name is sullied for awhile.

 

The couriers motivation to tamper with the results is.......random hatred of Ryan Braun? If he lies and is caught, he is fired from his job, sent to jail, is ostracized from his hometown and likely dies broke in a gutter.