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[Guest]

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/243588/AnWBNQNCMAAJsqL.jpg

 

Yessssssssssssssssss!

 

 

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[ctcf]

http://deadspin.com/5893241/the-marlins-are-testing-the-safety-of-their-fish-tank-by-throwing-baseballs-at-it

 

They actually fired a pitching machine at the fish tanks. That could only ever happen in Miami or on an episode of Mythbusters.

 

This [expletive] never gets old.

[SouthSideRyan]

I wish they fired Loria.

 

Not into the fish tank. Just fired him. With gasoline and a match.

[Post Count Padder]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

[jersey cubs fan]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

 

There's probably been more than a couple interactions delayed due to the smell of dead fish.

[davearm2]

You would think someone would have thought to test the breaking strength of the tanks before adding fish.

[ConstableRabbit]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

 

There's probably been more than a couple interactions delayed due to the smell of dead fish.

God bless you, Mark Grace.

[erik316wttn]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that glass is going to be thick enough to repel even the hardest of foul balls with ease.

[Soul]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that glass is going to be thick enough to repel even the hardest of foul balls with ease.

 

I'm holding out hope for a catastrophic engineering miscalculation. Either with the tank, or the monstrosity in the outfield.

[SouthSideRyan]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that glass is going to be thick enough to repel even the hardest of foul balls with ease.

 

I'm holding out hope for a catastrophic engineering miscalculation. Either with the tank, or the monstrosity in the outfield.

 

Jeff Loria was a catastrophic genetic miscalculation.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I wish I knew for certain how you felt about Jeff Loria.

[javy knows my name]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that glass is going to be thick enough to repel even the hardest of foul balls with ease.

 

I'm holding out hope for a catastrophic engineering miscalculation. Either with the tank, or the monstrosity in the outfield.

 

Jeff Loria was a catastrophic genetic miscalculation.

 

hahahahah

[Yeti]

Oh the humanity if that thing ever cracks open during a game. Has there ever been a "game delayed due to fish deaths?"

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that glass is going to be thick enough to repel even the hardest of foul balls with ease.

i'm pretty sure they are acrylic, not glass.

[Rob]

What wants to hear the Marlins new theme song?

 

[minnesotacubsfan]

Wth

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Just when you think it's not possible to hate a franchise more...

[seanimal]

lol is there anything referencing baseball in the lyrics of that song?

 

i want a scale replica of the Arc of Brightly Colored Aquatic Creatures that can sit on my desk and play that song anytime someone walks past

[seanimal]

yeah wow now i can't get that song out of my head

[Clem Fandango]

I might actually prefer the Scott Stapp version more. That [expletive] is unbearable

[jersey cubs fan]

that's kind of good

[minnesotacubsfan]

You must be kind of drunk

[minnesotacubsfan]

Like, ALL KINDS of drunk

[jersey cubs fan]

it makes me want to be drunk on south beach right now

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Drunk is the only way to handle that calypso music.

[Sammy Sofa]

What wants to hear the Marlins new theme song?

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OosYFs3cyZ8