Kerry Wood to the Yankees

[Butterscup1679666578]

Well take solace in the fact that they were probably going to win again anyway so at least Kerry gets something out of it.

[Benchwarmer]

Kerry Wood isn't a real man like benchwarmer

 

Many holdup men wear masks.

 

Some have bowling nights.

[Sammy Sofa]

Some men are just idiots.

[Outshined_One]

Some men...you just can't reach.

[Clem Fandango]

Kerry Wood isn't a real man like benchwarmer

 

Many holdup men wear masks.

 

Some have bowling nights.

 

And some ruin the season finale of Dexter.....

[CubmanPi]

Good for Woody. I'm definitely rooting for a Yankees repeat now.

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], Wood [expletive] sucks this year.

[Derwood]

[expletive], Wood [expletive] sucks this year.

 

he's been hurt a lot.

 

but yeah, he's been bad

[Benchwarmer]

[expletive], Wood [expletive] sucks this year.

 

he's been hurt a lot.

 

but yeah, he's been bad

 

News to few but the enablers. $56M for 22 wins in 7 years. Nice.

[SouthSideRyan]

Wins

[Rob]

Wins

 

lmao

[jiml60]

[expletive], Wood [expletive] sucks this year.

 

he's been hurt a lot.

 

but yeah, he's been bad

 

News to few but the enablers. $56M for 22 wins in 7 years. Nice.

 

Good work, if you can get it.

[mookie]

My dad is a Yankees fan. I am now totally on board with the Yankees this year. That is the first time I have ever said anything along those lines.

 

Go Yankees! Go Woody!

[dew1679666265]

Wins

 

He could be talking about WAR. Kerry has a career 22.8 WAR.

[BCVM22]

Woody doesn't look right in a number other than 34.

[inari]

[expletive], Wood [expletive] sucks this year.

 

he's been hurt a lot.

 

but yeah, he's been bad

 

News to few but the enablers. $56M for 22 wins in 7 years. Nice.

 

 

Stop using wins.

[erik316wttn]

Woody doesn't look right in a number other than 34.

 

What's his new number?

[Garwilly]

Woody doesn't look right in a number other than 34.

 

What's his new number?

 

 

I havent seen him, but yankees.com has him in #39

[Guest]

Wins

 

He could be talking about WAR. Kerry has a career 22.8 WAR.

 

I think you're giving him far, far too much credit. And he was only talking about the last seven years, so from 2004-10, and Woody's made about $70M in salary in his career.

[Guest]

Woody doesn't look right in a number other than 34.

 

He looks weird after shaving also.

[mcgoobs]

Not a great debut for Wood. 1 IP, 1 H, 2 BB. Left the game with the bases loaded.

 

He's wearing #39 and with the weight-loss and clean-shaven face looks younger than he did when he came up in 98.

[erik316wttn]

Not a great debut for Wood. 1 IP, 1 H, 2 BB. Left the game with the bases loaded.

 

He's wearing #39 and with the weight-loss and clean-shaven face looks younger than he did when he came up in 98.

 

I always thought "no facial hair" was a stupid rule. It serves no purpose and is simply a rule for the sake of having a rule.

 

That's assuming the rule is the reason he shaved. His beard was pretty dumb in Cleveland, though. Maybe he realized that.

[Benchwarmer]

Not a great debut for Wood. 1 IP, 1 H, 2 BB. Left the game with the bases loaded.

 

He's wearing #39 and with the weight-loss and clean-shaven face looks younger than he did when he came up in 98.

 

Nothing's changed. Even odds on the DL or Witness Protection Program.

[Schwarber Fan]

I don't care how much I like a former Cub... I'd NEVER root for the Yankees. [expletive] that organization.

[UMFan83]

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