Hey comedians of the board - help me against Sox fans

[spineguy]

My in-laws are all Sox fans, which means they watch as much Cubs games as I do, go figure...so I have my top ten list...please add to it for me...

Thanks!

 

Top TEN things heard between White Sox fans...

 

10. Hey what the Cubs do today?

9. Soriano struck out three times today!

8. Ya know, Steve Stone is pretty good now.

7. Gee if the south side had more bars, restaurants and a fan base, we might be like Wrigley.

6. People that go to Wrigley have no jobs and just drink beer.

5. the Brewers are my second favorite team

4. even if they make the playoffs - they will blow it.

3. the Sox are on, but let's watch the Cubs

2. I LOVE Steve Bartman

1. Cubs suck (regardless of their record)

Edited August 16, 2008 by spineguy

[ConstableRabbit]

"That's IT! I'm getting a restraining order!"

[imb]

anyone have any meth

[CubinNY]

"Bail was set at $5,000"

 

"Not guilty, your honor"

 

"Meth, it's not just for breakfast anymore."

 

"That mullet looks good, where did you get your hair cut?"

 

"It's only the front tooth."

 

"She deserved it."

 

"More cushin' for the pushin'"

 

"No, it's Hep C, not Hep B!"

[weis21]

dag gum right this game will be played under protest!

[Derwood]

"Joe Crede is better than Aramis Ramirez"

[ZiggyTaxi]

"It only matters in September." (Said only when the Cubs are doing well, and it is not September)

[Cynosure]

This thread is so full of win.

[CubmanPi]

"It only matters in September." (Said only when the Cubs are doing well, and it is not September)

When else CAN the Cubs do well, amirite amirite??? ZOMFGROTFLMFAOWTFCUBS

[Cynosure]

"I see you drove your home to the ballpark again"

[biittner77]

Cub fans lack the accumen to appreciate a good apple hurling, whereas we, as a fanbase, enjoy stick bashing.

[JimSorgi]

"I was drunk. How was I supposed to know it was my sister?"

[JonnyRed]

A guy on a Sox board recently was talking about "Cubs fans being to stupid" yada-yada......At least we know our grammar rules!

[David]

Hey, nice trailer .

[rickrolled]

hey, where'd you get those clothes, at the toilet store?

[Butterscup1679666578]

brb, gotta go beat my wife.

[manbearcub]

dude, griffey is gonna put us over the hump with his spectacular play in center field.

[RedFlash]

http://dumbdownuniversity.org/store/popup_image.php?pID=47&osCsid=157a8815280a0cdba529bb81bea6db51

 

^ ^

This is found in 95% of the White Sox fans homes.

[JonnyRed]

New Sox slogan: "Our urinals rock!"

 

(Should resonate with the multitudes of Sox fans who apparently judge baseball stadiums by the quality of their bathroom facilities. Funny, I've been to a few Sox games this year and never came away with some higher sense of joy after relieving myself in their urinals.)