7/27 Cubs... you're breakin' my heart. 1:20 / CSN

[The R-Train]

This time I KNOW it's my turn. Please refer to the thread "Let's Go Cubbies! (kind of a thread)" for information on my earlier attempt, as well as the second post on the second page of the ACTUAL game thread, if you can even bare to go in there at this point... yikes. By the way, you are supposed to sing the "kind of a thread" part, and preferably out loud. Aloud. However.

 

VandenHurk (1-1) at Marquis (6-6), Game Time is 1:20, as usual, and this game will be broadcast on BOTH Comcast SportsNet AND TBS. Cubs win.

[Schwarber Fan]

Even if we should win, we won't.

 

Go Astros.

[17 Seconds]

I can't wait to not watch this game.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Just win,

[otis89]

And even though I don't get CSN, this game will still be blacked out for me. Stupid, utterly pointless blackout rules.

[erik316wttn]

Go Astros.

[UMFan83]

Screw this team and their crappy players*

 

 

*Crappy players do not include most pitchers; Fontenot

[erik316wttn]

Why did God put me in a family of Cubs fans? Why couldn't I have been born in New York and be a Yankees fan?

[Guest]

Cubs win this one 7-2.

[BCVM22]

There's no way we don't get shut out by VandenHurk and his 6.10 ERA.

[erik316wttn]

There's no way we don't get shut out by VandenHurk and his 6.10 ERA.

 

Crappy pitcher? Yeah, the Cubs don't have a prayer.

[RedFlash]

Most people will say with Marquis on the mound and the Cubs have no shot at winning. So seeing as Marquis is kinda defiant, I say he gives us 7 strong inning s 5 hits 1 r ball, and the Cubs win 2.5 to 1.

[Little Slide Rooter]

blah blah win, blah blah Cobs, blah blah Marquis, blah blah 2004, blah blah we suck.

[Roast]

If you're going to lose at least do it quickly so i dont have to stand around in the friggin blistering sun for 12 innings waiting for you to lose

[Roast]

Most people will say with Marquis on the mound and the Cubs have no shot at winning. So seeing as Marquis is kinda defiant, I say he gives us 7 strong inning s 5 hits 1 r ball, and the Cubs win 2.5 to 1.

Does Fontenot count as half a run as he is approx. half the size of a real baseball player?

[Butterscup1679666578]

L

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I hope Mar-varginalflatulence doesn't stink it up tomorrow.

[17 Seconds]

Game.

[Little Slide Rooter]

I hope Mar-varginalflatulence doesn't stink it up tomorrow.

 

Marquis will give up his usual 4 runs. Hopefully, the Cubs can scratch out 5. And then I can win the lottery.

[JimSorgi]

I hate this team so much. We are so awful. I am 100% sure we lose by at least 10. Also, Carlos Zambrano and Rich Harden will some how run into each other. Zambrano's season will be over due to a torn labrum. Rich Harden will have torn his rotator cuff.

 

EDIT: Oh yeah, and Rich Hill will somehow walk 10 guys.

[haubrich91]

I love this site.

 

Well, we're not in first alone anymore...How about we go into Milwaukee with a lead?

 

Yeah...right.

[Laura]

Go Cubs!

[Fred Hornkohl]

I hope Mar-varginalflatulence doesn't stink it up tomorrow.

 

Vance, Vance, Vance ..... you may grow old, but you'll never grow up, eh?

[Little Slide Rooter]

In random news, I learned that in the 100 years since The Cubs won the WS, they havnt even made back to back playoff apearences. yikes.

[Andy]

The Cubs WILL win this game by more than 3 runs. And the Brewers will lose.