4/12 Cubs (Lilly) @ Phillies (Hamels) 6:05 CT WGN

[C.C.]

Man, our rotation is in deep crap.

[Vanilla Ice]

well im going to eat

[erik316wttn]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u257/mistercolvin/output.gif

 

I remember someone posted that .gif and the "dramatic hamster" next to each other in one of the playoff threads. After about the 7th or 8th time they synched up perfectly.

[Andy]

Man, our rotation is in deep crap.

Marshall needs to be in the rotation immediately.

[Butterscup1679666578]

Lilly is nothing more than a BP pitcher right now.

[Outshined_One]

Does Joakim look that much like Sideshow Bob?

 

Undo the pony tail, poof up the afro, and throw a bone in there...yeah, he could pull it off.

 

I'm thinking a bases clearing double is coming here.

[Magnetic Curses]

the phillies walk and hit home runs.

[TruffleShuffle]

call up les walrond

[Roast]

Thank god.

 

Lilly, what the hell?

[Outshined_One]

"When they ask you what you did this weekend, what will you say?"

 

"I drank Busch Light!"

[TruffleShuffle]

the phillies walk and hit home runs.

 

imagine how great they'd be without all those clogged bases

[Roast]

"When they ask you what you did this weekend, what will you say?"

 

"I drank Busch Light!"

Wow...your life sucks.

[Lockes Eye Scar]

So is Lou going to take Lilly out of the rotation as well?

[Garage Party]

Does Joakim look that much like Sideshow Bob?

 

Undo the pony tail, poof up the afro, and throw a bone in there...yeah, he could pull it off.

That would pretty much get it done, but is there a way we could have Tyrus Thomas get hit in the face with a neverending field of rakes instead of Joakim?

[Magnetic Curses]

Man, our rotation is in deep crap.

 

yeah, we should have gotten another pitcher. we'll learn that when we're losing a lot this year.

 

we should just start short relievers and let the long relievers pitch the majority of the games. we have enough long relievers.

[erik316wttn]

So is Lou going to take Lilly out of the rotation as well?

 

Three or four more starts like this and he'd be a damn fool not to.

[Outshined_One]

Does Joakim look that much like Sideshow Bob?

 

Undo the pony tail, poof up the afro, and throw a bone in there...yeah, he could pull it off.

That would pretty much get it done, but is there a way we could have Tyrus Thomas get hit in the face with a neverending field of rakes instead of Joakim?

 

I'd prefer to see that happen to Ben Wallace...but that's me.

[Garage Party]

"When they ask you what you did this weekend, what will you say?"

 

"I drank Busch Light!"

Why aren't we airing normal Bud Light commercials? St. Louis pawned off its crappy second-tier beer on us.

[TruffleShuffle]

that's an easy "stump the fans" from the phillies broadcast - who was the last cubs pitcher to win 20 games in a season? i guess for most viewers (phillies fans) that's not so easy though.

[Roast]

Cedeno has already seen more pitches than hamels threw all last inning.

[Garage Party]

Cedeno has already seen more pitches than hamels threw all last inning.

WHAT

[Andy]

that's an easy "stump the fans" from the phillies broadcast - who was the last cubs pitcher to win 20 games in a season? i guess for most viewers (phillies fans) that's not so easy though.

Since he pitched for the Phils last year it shouldn't be THAT difficult.

[Roast]

Cedeno has already seen more pitches than hamels threw all last inning.

WHAT

Yep. Cedeno saw 7 pitches total. Hamels threw FOUR Pitches in the 2nd.

[chuckywang]

Where is Ryan O'Malley when we need him?

[Outshined_One]

Scrappy McHustlington draws a walk.