The OFFICIAL Border War Smack Talk thread (KU/MU)

[snoodmonger]

When KU wins, there will be much wailing and gnashing of...tooth in Missouri.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Hopefully kU's second in command has a good game plan to execute when Mangino can't be extracted from his home after Thursday.

[jaydee]

i sure do hate the opposing team that is located in our neighboring state

[Outshined_One]

The possibility of a KU/WVU national championship game makes me happy inside.

 

Heck, a Mizzou/WVU national championship game would be equally horrifying to casual fans.

[rawaction]

Raise your hand if you thought this would be the most important college football game of the season, 3 months ago at this time?

[OleMissCub]

http://library.thinkquest.org/04oct/01737/images/use/outlaws/jessejames_age17.gif

 

"Eat lead Jayhawkers"

[Mizzou]

http://becking.com/images/Misc%20Photos/kansanheadline.jpg

[Mizzou]

A former kU defensive end:

I have gained a lot of weight since I've been here. Coach Mangino has been patient with me, teaching me different techniques and a lot of other things.

I'm sure he has many, many techniques for gaining weight.

[da bears]

http://www.tigerboard.com/userimages/8Truman.jpg

 

http://www.tigerboard.com/userimages/mikfku.jpg

 

Feel free to remove if these pictures are deemed too inappropriate.

[rocket]

hopefully both teams lose.

[da bears]

http://www.tigerboard.com/userimages/2mangino_t450.jpg

[da bears]

And one more. Hopefully we see lots of this:

 

http://www.tigerboard.com/userimages/2pop.jpg

[Transmogrified Tiger]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/kougar24/reesing_heisman.png

[Mizzou]

LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) - As the big crowd filed happily out of Memorial Stadium Saturday night, a young woman with an excited smile and a "Go Jayhawks" sweater had a question.

 

"Now, does this mean," she asked her companion, "that we're in the Final Four of football?"

 

OK, so not everybody at Kansas quite gets this football thing. But cut 'em a little slack.

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/7463738

[snoodmonger]

Kansas #1 Export--Wheat

Missouri #1 Export--Methamphetamines

[da bears]

http://etc.lawrence.com/galleries/images/kubc090404/lores/jayhawks7.jpg

 

hahaha.

[snoodmonger]

Tyus Edney, come on down!

 

[Transmogrified Tiger]

[Mephistopheles]

Hey it's the All-Overrated Bowl.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Hey it's the All-Overrated Bowl.

 

This thread is clearly labeled, take your 3 losses somewhere else.

[Mephistopheles]

Hey it's the All-Overrated Bowl.

 

This thread is clearly labeled, take your 3 losses somewhere else.

 

The funny thing is Florida will probably end up with the same amount of losses as Mizzou or Oklahoma.

 

Anyways, this says SMACK TALK thread. Why can't you talk smack about both teams!?

[snoodmonger]

 

 

haha, that one hurts.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Raise your hand if you thought this would be the most important college football game of the season, 3 months ago at this time?

 

It isn't. The winner (Mizzou) is losing to OU. It's really just a game to decide who plays in the Holiday Bowl (we both know the Cotton bowl is taking Texas and OU is getting the only BCS berth if they beat a 1 loss Mizzou)

[snoodmonger]

http://library.thinkquest.org/04oct/01737/images/use/outlaws/jessejames_age17.gif

 

"Eat lead Jayhawkers"

 

Big surprise, OMC is rooting for the slave state.

[Chocolate Milk]

I wouldn't even take a dump in either of these states.