Aubrey Huff Talks about Jerking the Chicken

[RammyFanny]

Viewer discretion is advised.

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://wnst.net/Home/tabid/36/EntryID/3728/Default.aspx

 

Huff: “Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I’m horny, when I’m hungover, I’m horny. So I’m just gonna beat off. And that’s all I do.”

 

Also talking about Hotel porn.

Huff: "When you check out and she (the hotel clerk) says, $34.99 and she looks at you as you’re checking out: ‘Ahh, you beat the **** outta it, didn’t ya?’ ‘Yeah, pretty much! Yeah, I jacked the ******* **** outta it!’ ”

 

Much more at link.

[GoCubsGo1679625768]

Well worth its own thread. :?

[SouthSideRyan]

Maybe if Baltimore wasn't such a ****hole he could find a woman to take back.

[jersey cubs fan]

Well worth its own thread. :?

 

I'm not exactly sure which thread you think this would fit well in.

[TarzanJoeWallis]

I lived on the same dorm floor at Indiana State University with Bubba the Love Sponge. His real name is Todd Clem, though he did go by Bubba in college.

 

He was a nice enough guy, but could get on your nerves really fast. One of the local Terre Haute radio stations had a contest where each night for a week a different listener got to host the evening show. He happened to get picked and that is how he got in the business. Now he makes a ton of money and is talking to baseball players about being the masters of their own domain.

[SouthSideRyan]

Well worth its own thread. :?

 

I'm not exactly sure which thread you think this would fit well in.

 

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=45076

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Ok, that's funny.

[Mizzou]

Well worth its own thread. :?

 

I'm not exactly sure which thread you think this would fit well in.

 

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=45076

:lol: Nicely done.

[ToupeeOnFire]

Not included in that transcript was Huff referring to Baltimore as a horse town. That's really going to endear him to the fans.

 

Assuming Huff's days as a Baltimore Oriole are now numbered, my biggest fear is that MacPhail will somehow pawn him off on Jim Hendry.

[SouthSideRyan]

Not included in that transcript was Huff referring to Baltimore as a horse town. That's really going to endear him to the fans.

 

Assuming Huff's days as a Baltimore Oriole are now numbered, my biggest fear is that MacPhail will somehow pawn him off on Jim Hendry.

 

it was horsebleep?? I screwed up my joke.

Edited November 15, 2007 by SouthSideRyan

[Bull]

Well worth its own thread. :?

 

I'm not exactly sure which thread you think this would fit well in.

 

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=45076

:lol: Nicely done.

Wow, I never venture into the social forum, but that was, well, awesome.