8/7 Cubs (Marshall) @ Astros (Williams) 7:05 PM CSN

[LetsPlayTwo]

We are going to lose this game... do dah... do dah...

[TruffleShuffle]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Brian]

We need Lou to make a scene, not that it will motivate the players it will give us something interesting to watch.

[Schwarber Fan]

This is so damn depressing.

[illiniguy]

I wish I was there to boo them.

[CubmanPi]

Sounds like Ron is about ready to turn to drugs in an effort to put up with this offense...

 

Corey: Mark DeRosa to the plate, hoping to start a 2-out rally.

 

Ron: Well, somebody's gotta spark something!

[C.C.]

why is Floyd in this lineup? can he hit or something?

 

hes no matt murton thats for sure

 

Chuck Norris is no Matt Murton. He's a first ballot HOF'er.

[Flames24Rulz]

It's like watching paint dry.

[Shilzzz]

this is horrible

[NYF]

As this game thread shows, Eric's not gonna have a chance in Chicago unless he hits 1.000.

 

who is 'Eric' and why is he playing LF for the Cubs? did you mean E-Patt? he is an infielder, and hits AA pitching well...

 

He hit AAA pitching better.

 

better than Pie hits NL pitchers? absolutely ridiculous that this guy is playing left. Pie or Murton should be in left tonight. just sayin'...

 

pie should be playing center

 

true enuf, but where in the world would Jock play, dude?

[TruffleShuffle]

hey i know a guy who's hitting well right now, he happens to play catcher at iowa

[Guest]

103 pitches for Woody Williams.

[The Voice of Reason]

At least that bad first inning hasn't hurt.

[CUBZ99]

hey i know a guy who's hitting well right now, he happens to play catcher at iowa

 

Yes, lets call him up and have him start to stink too.

[TruffleShuffle]

oh good oswalt has an ERA of 0.47 in his last three outings... maybe the cubs should just forfeit tomorrow and save zambrano for another time

[illiniguy]

hey i know a guy who's hitting well right now, he happens to play catcher at iowa

Give it up. They are too dumb to do that.

[JonnyRed]

How did this entire team forget how to hit the last few days? I've never seem so much flailing away against mediocre pitching before.

[Soul]

Marshall determined to be good despite knowing he's doomed.

[C.C.]

How did this entire team forget how to hit the last few days? I've never seem so much flailing away against mediocre pitching before.

 

How easy we forget April and May...

[gflore34]

103 pitches for Woody Williams.

 

Might as well be 301, he could be lobby it underhanded, still wouldn't make a difference.

[The Voice of Reason]

Looking for positives - apparently the scratched cornea is no longer an issue.

[CyHawk_Cub]

We're gonna waste another good effort by the SP, aren't we? Too bad for Sean...

[CubInOK]

oh good oswalt has an ERA of 0.47 in his last three outings... maybe the cubs should just forfeit tomorrow and save zambrano for another time

 

Zambrano will go 3-3 in the 9 spot while Oswalt goes perfect against the rest of the lineup.

[Soul]

How did this entire team forget how to hit the last few days? I've never seem so much flailing away against mediocre pitching before.

 

Can't keep taking productive pieces out and continue pretending it won't eventually collapse. We reached the tipping point that's all.

[rickrolled]

hey i know a guy who's hitting well right now, he happens to play catcher at iowa

 

we don't need Mike Mahoney right now