umm...Alex...is there something you would like to tell us...

[mjohnson71]

I like to get drunk and bury my face in a big set of Rusch!

 

John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her h**ters.

Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.

John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.

Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting ****** *** under the table in front of the whole d*mn family and have some real problems, j*ck*ss. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

[makes sputtering motorboat noise]

Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a b*tch! You old sailor you!

[thedaymen]

Ya know, when I read that AROD liked masculine she-males, I just assumed they meant Jeter.

 

[Soriano12]

Ya know, when I read that AROD liked masculine she-males, I just assumed they meant Jeter.

 

 

:lol: Nice

[Italiancub]

i can't stand arod his antics on the field seem childish and not that of a highly paid superstar.. i don't really care about his personal life however weird it may be he is free to do what he wants and i don't he should be scrutinized for that so long as he does not commit crimes

 

the day punctuation died

 

Give him a break, English is not his first language.

 

Hey i guess it's an off day for me. I just want to clarify i am not a moron. The irony of the situation is i scored a 710 on the grammar/writting section for the new S.A.T.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

this whole [expletive] thing is making me L the heck out of the O and the L

[cbbryan]

I'm assuming that by "she-male, muscular types" all they are saying is that A-Rod likes muscular women. Not women with three legs, right?

 

 

LMAO!!!!!! You said women.................. and then you said three legs!!!! That's hilarious!!!

[soccer10k]

[expletive]

 

EDIT: Awesome.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

So, who here is an "ass man" or who is a "[expletive] man"?

[Yeti]

ass man here

[jersey cubs fan]

So, who here is an "ass man" or who is a "Rusch man"?

 

I like 'em all. 5'11" and athletic, small and petite, big 'uns, backside, gams

 

I'd never narrow it down to one type. Even though I've already narrowed it down to one specific woman.

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

So, who here is an "ass man" or who is a "Rusch man"?

 

Rusch man for a fun night, but over time the butt has far greater value.

[Warpticon]

Ah, strip clubs. I have the most hilarious experiences at strip clubs.

 

also, the Rusch censor made me nearly cry laughing. I had completely forgotten about that.

 

Also, I'm way into petite, athletic women, but there are so many different types of beautiful that I really can't be all that picky about the physical aspect.

[Sammy Sofa]

Ya know, when I read that AROD liked masculine she-males, I just assumed they meant Jeter.

 

 

:lol: Nice

 

http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/RWOOD/The%20Ultimate%20Drag%20Qu.jpg

[rynefan]

GREAT pic. That is my favorite SNL episode EVER. Jeter was just bad enough to be funny, but not so bad you couldn't watch it. They really had some great sketches catering to him .... good to see that pic.... wish I had that epi on tape.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Ah, strip clubs. I have the most hilarious experiences at strip clubs.

 

also, the Rusch censor made me nearly cry laughing. I had completely forgotten about that.

 

Also, I'm way into petite, athletic women, but there are so many different types of beautiful that I really can't be all that picky about the physical aspect.

 

I used to go to Ruschy bars so I could have fun with all types...it was the buffet of women.

[soccer10k]

GREAT pic. That is my favorite SNL episode EVER. Jeter was just bad enough to be funny, but not so bad you couldn't watch it. They really had some great sketches catering to him .... good to see that pic.... wish I had that epi on tape.

 

The one sketch from when Jeter hosted SNL was the Point/Counterpoint sketch.

 

Point: "Derek Jeter sucks."

Counterpoint: "No I don't."

[Sammy Sofa]

GREAT pic. That is my favorite SNL episode EVER. Jeter was just bad enough to be funny, but not so bad you couldn't watch it. They really had some great sketches catering to him .... good to see that pic.... wish I had that epi on tape.

 

He said my favorite Jeter-related thing ever...

 

"Derek Jeter? Ew, no! He looks like what would happen if the Rock and a Muppet had sex!"