2007 Cubs.com headshots are up!

[TruffleShuffle]

And it's another new baseball season, and Henry Blanco still has no idea where he is or what he is doing.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/znXlZKeW.jpg

 

He's still perplexed as to why the Cubs would offer $5.25M for 2 years to a guy with a career OBP of .290.

[A New Era]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/XUk25jaF.jpg

 

He looks like a hardcore criminal.

 

Not only that he looks like my 55 year old uncle before he passed. And looks like he has no teeth.

[Bote McBoteface]

We have hands down the ugliest team in the minors.

 

fixed.

[A New Era]

We have hands down the ugliest team in the majors.

 

These guys beg to differ

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/fZUsM4tp.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/QzyFei9R.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/qqGqHhow.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/uqiJmlRY.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/qbN5cRat.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/rJpnIK2m.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/tLVfPhdn.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/jIvgPKEf.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/aP3LM7Ac.jpg

[Roast]

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/fZUsM4tp.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/QzyFei9R.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/qqGqHhow.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/uqiJmlRY.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/qbN5cRat.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/rJpnIK2m.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/tLVfPhdn.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/jIvgPKEf.jpg

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/aP3LM7Ac.jpg

 

There is a LOT of ugly in those pictures...

[soccer10k]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/rFnjXMB8.jpg

 

I have to say I'm quite disappointed. Not that he could actually top last years picture though.

[98navigator]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/rFnjXMB8.jpg

 

I have to say I'm quite disappointed. Not that he could actually top last years picture though.

 

The Sox uniform provides its own special brand of ugliness.

[Brian]

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/XsylHcIn.jpg

 

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/ew9vH6do.jpg

[TruffleShuffle]

There is a LOT of ugly in those pictures...

 

especially the red hats on the players' heads

[TB_11]

We have hands down the ugliest team in the majors.

 

These guys beg to differ

 

I stand corrected.

 

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/uqiJmlRY.jpg

 

Brendan Ryan looks like Oscar the Grouch.

 

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/oscar.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/XsylHcIn.jpg

 

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/ew9vH6do.jpg

 

Sweet merciful crap, Neifi looks like he REALLY swelled up in the offseason.

[SeldomSeen]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/Es2UkGRX.jpg

 

 

 

http://lrkgoldendoodles.homestead.com/jimbreuergoatboy.jpg

http://www.bsnews.org/articles/images/1153901149_jim%20breuer.jpg

 

Oh my.

[BDWeav71]

Alright, with all this talk of Aardsma's headshot from last season...someone is going to have to post it for me.

 

Pleeeeease. :P

[Brian]

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/DtRApvMp.jpg

[rocket]

Alright, with all this talk of Aardsma's headshot from last season...someone is going to have to post it for me.

 

Pleeeeease. :P

 

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/65x90/7307.jpg

[Roast]

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/DtRApvMp.jpg

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Balsa]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/Es2UkGRX.jpg

 

 

 

http://lrkgoldendoodles.homestead.com/jimbreuergoatboy.jpg

 

 

Oh my.

ROFL!!!

 

Please, someone photoshop this. PLEASE.

[Magnetic Curses]

it's impossible to look at ohman's picture and not laugh. and as far as i can tell, the hilarity of it is not wearing off at all.

[Laura]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/XUk25jaF.jpg

 

He looks like a hardcore criminal.

 

He could have been cast as the Zodiac Killer.

[Butterscup1679666578]

it's impossible to look at ohman's picture and not laugh. and as far as i can tell, the hilarity of it is not wearing off at all.

 

I know. I was doing my media relations office hours today, and I was reading this thread because there was nothing to do. And I seriously busted out laughing like 3 times when I passed that picture. It's so ridiculous.

[Andy]

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/rUPciSFP.jpg

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/ZxLhx5cj.jpg

[Brian]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/ZxLhx5cj.jpg

 

 

ahhh my eyes

[A New Era]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/ZxLhx5cj.jpg

 

 

ahhh my eyes

 

Latrain, right? Oh wait, I mean macias? See, I don't even know my ex. cubs. Shame on me!

[AllStarMe]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/ZxLhx5cj.jpg

 

 

ahhh my eyes

 

Keep it out of sunlight

Never get it wet

and never EVER feed it after midnight

[AllStarMe]

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/fEvCz62J.jpg

 

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/FNftJJRX.jpg

 

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/images/2007/03/02/SfUnnYln.jpg

 

Some ex-Cubs now with Texas. Funny how Sosa and the guy we got for trading him both ended up as NRI's for the Rangers.