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nilodnayr

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http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article_perspectives.jsp?ymd=20061119&content_id=1743543&vkey=perspectives&fext=.jsp

 

 

Alfonso Soriano -- .277, 46 HR, 95 RBI (2006)

Cesar Izturis -- .288, 62 RBI, 25 SB (2004)

Derrek Lee -- .335, 46 HR, 107 RBI (2005)

Aramis Ramirez -- .291, 38 HR, 119 RBI (2006)

Jacque Jones -- .285, 27 HR, 81 RBI (2006)

Michael Barrett -- .307, 16 HR, 53 RBI (2006)

Mark DeRosa -- .296, 13 HR, 74 RBI (2006)

Matt Murton -- .297, 13 HR, 62 RBI (2006)

 

theyre calling that the opening day lineup?? Izturis second and Murton 8?? What the hell?

 

I would have been willing to bet my left nut that Muskat wrote that...boy am I glad I didn't.

NCCubFan MVP

NCCubFan

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:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

 

Since ther's no jaw-dropping emoticon, I settled for this one. Geez, I wanted him, but not for 8 years. I hope there are options in there or we'll be kicking ouselves in a few years.

I'll settle for kicking ourselves in a few years if we get to celebrate a World Championship first.
Rob Knoxville Smokies

Rob

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haha you know what's funny? i thought this deal was just OK at first, but now i feel great about it, and it's all because of the last 20 pages. thanks NSBB.

 

I am slightly worried that this is the most fun I'll ever have due to this contract... but what the hell, it's a party!

Andy GOAT

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Who came first -- the chicken or the cat?

The chicken is giving so I bet he did.

 

That's about as dirty a joke as I can make without getting banned

Guest

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Wow am I the oldest on here right now at 21??

Ummm...hello!

 

Hello yourself, young fella !! :wink:

Once again, welcome to the party, Fred! :D

VanceJergins First Round Pick

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http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/8509/fons3xi6.jpg

 

hahaha, just kidding RichHillIsABeast

 

What'd be trippy is if someone put the cat's face on the chick and the chick's face on the cat....WHOOOAAAA!!!!

 

somebody please do it.

A New Era Myrtle Beach Pelicans

A New Era

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What is the meaning of the bird? And what is the meaning of the kitty cat? What page is this defined (if you insist I read).

 

How dare you try to bring logic into this thread.

 

 

anyway.....

So what's your favorite planet?

Mines the sun. It's like the KING OF PLANETS!

 

We all know that the moon isn't in fact made out of blue cheese, but I'll ask you this. If the Moon were made outta barbecue spare ribs, WOUDYA EAT IT? I know i would. I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser!

 

Shaddap Harry!

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GIS for Old:

 

http://richardmcguire.com/travel/asia/indiabw/old-man.jpg

 

It's Fred!

I guess I am glad it wasn't me.

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Transmogrified Tiger

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What is the meaning of the bird? And what is the meaning of the kitty cat? What page is this defined (if you insist I read).

 

How dare you try to bring logic into this thread.

 

 

anyway.....

So what's your favorite planet?

Mines the sun. It's like the KING OF PLANETS!

 

We all know that the moon isn't in fact made out of blue cheese, but I'll ask you this. If the Moon were made outta barbecue spare ribs, WOUDYA EAT IT? I know i would. I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser!

 

1997 was quite a year. a lot of stuff happened. some good, some bad. mother teresa died. that was bad, unless you hated mother teresa. I myself was not a fan of hers, don't ask why. we were like oil and water, we didn't mix

Rob Knoxville Smokies

Rob

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What is the meaning of the bird? And what is the meaning of the kitty cat? What page is this defined (if you insist I read).

 

How dare you try to bring logic into this thread.

 

 

anyway.....

So what's your favorite planet?

Mines the sun. It's like the KING OF PLANETS!

 

We all know that the moon isn't in fact made out of blue cheese, but I'll ask you this. If the Moon were made outta barbecue spare ribs, WOUDYA EAT IT? I know i would. I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser!

 

1997 was quite a year. a lot of stuff happened. some good, some bad. mother teresa died. that was bad, unless you hated mother teresa. I myself was not a fan of hers, don't ask why. we were like oil and water, we didn't mix

 

You can mix oil and water.

 

You've just got to shake it like a British nanny.

VanceJergins First Round Pick

VanceJergins

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What is the meaning of the bird? And what is the meaning of the kitty cat? What page is this defined (if you insist I read).

 

How dare you try to bring logic into this thread.

 

 

anyway.....

So what's your favorite planet?

Mines the sun. It's like the KING OF PLANETS!

 

We all know that the moon isn't in fact made out of blue cheese, but I'll ask you this. If the Moon were made outta barbecue spare ribs, WOUDYA EAT IT? I know i would. I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser!

 

1997 was quite a year. a lot of stuff happened. some good, some bad. mother teresa died. that was bad, unless you hated mother teresa. I myself was not a fan of hers, don't ask why. we were like oil and water, we didn't mix

 

What about the teams Harry?

 

Oh trust me, they wont be a factor.

A New Era Myrtle Beach Pelicans

A New Era

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Who came first -- the chicken or the cat?

The chicken is giving so I bet he did.

 

That's about as dirty a joke as I can make without getting banned

 

The Chick is on the kittens HEAD. IT's ON IT's HEAD!!

Jazz ACL Cubs

Jazz

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What is the meaning of the bird? And what is the meaning of the kitty cat? What page is this defined (if you insist I read).

 

How dare you try to bring logic into this thread.

 

 

anyway.....

So what's your favorite planet?

Mines the sun. It's like the KING OF PLANETS!

 

We all know that the moon isn't in fact made out of blue cheese, but I'll ask you this. If the Moon were made outta barbecue spare ribs, WOUDYA EAT IT? I know i would. I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser!

 

1997 was quite a year. a lot of stuff happened. some good, some bad. mother teresa died. that was bad, unless you hated mother teresa. I myself was not a fan of hers, don't ask why. we were like oil and water, we didn't mix

 

Ken Waller: What?

 

Harry Caray: I know I would. Heck! I'd have seconds and then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser. ------ I would do it. Would you?

 

Ken Waller: I'm confused.

 

Harry Caray: It's a simple question Dr, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

 

Ken Waller: I don't know how to answer that.

Harry Caray: It's not rocket science, just say yes and we'll move on.

 

Ken Waller: Yes.

 

Harry Caray: Hey! How about this mad cow disease?

 

Ken Waller: What about it?

 

Harry Caray: Well, it was here for a while and then it went away. Your thoughts.

 

Ken Waller: Yes, yes it was in the news for a while and then it disappeared from the news.

 

Harry Caray: Good point. Gee I hope I never get it. Hey! What about this: if you had to choose between being the top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?

 

Ken Waller: Well of course I would choose to be the top scientist in my field.

 

Harry Caray: Oh good. I was worried you'd choose mad cow.

 

Ken Waller: Why would you think that?

 

Harry Caray: I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers.

 

Ken Waller: I thought you said your friends call you whiskers cause you were curious as a cat.

 

Harry Caray: Well Dr. Waller it has been a pleasure. We've covered a lot of ground, shared a few laughs, thanks for coming on.

 

Ken Waller: My pleasure Harry.

 

Harry Caray: He's a good kid. That's all the time we have. Join us next week with our guest Albert Einstein. What? Well apparently Albert Einstein died 42 years ago. You know what, we'll try to get him anyway. See you next time. Cubs win! Cubs win!

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