Cubs sign Soriano

[Brian]

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[VanceJergins]

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Wow, I could stare at that for hours

[Mephistopheles]

princess diana died in 1997 i think

[ChiCubsFan]

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nuts

[Brian]

so that's how you celebrated the Cardinals World Series win.

[Drew Doughty]

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That's the hardest I've laughed in this thread yet. And that is saying something.

[Rob]

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That is amazing.

[Jazz]

so that's how you celebrated the Cardinals World Series win.

 

yeah, right after he apologized for his team only winning 83 games :D

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'm taking my daughter to the Dallas zoo tomorrow.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

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THANK YOU!!!

[WrigleyField 22]

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[Guest]

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That's the hardest I've laughed in this thread yet. And that is saying something.

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

[Outshined_One]

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[VanceJergins]

I'm taking my daughter to the Dallas zoo tomorrow.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

GREATEST. THREAD. EVER.

 

Top that, gatewayredbirds!

[Mephistopheles]

take her to the kennedy museum.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'm taking my daughter to the Dallas zoo tomorrow.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won.

 

If my hand was a vagina, I wouldn't be online right now.

[Warpticon]

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[VanceJergins]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Its everything I hoped for and more!!! Thank you!!!

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'm taking my daughter to the Dallas zoo tomorrow.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing, the Cowboys would cease to exist.

[Drew Doughty]

http://i.mynicespace.com/1/101.gif

 

That's the hardest I've laughed in this thread yet. And that is saying something.

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

 

Good point.

[Guest]

I'm taking my daughter to the Dallas zoo tomorrow.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing, the Cowboys would cease to exist.

How about Ditka? What if he were playing?!?

[Rob]

I'm taking my daughter to the Dallas zoo tomorrow.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won.

 

And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. What's your point?

[WrigleyField 22]

I'm taking my daughter to the Dallas zoo tomorrow.

 

If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won.

 

And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. What's your point?

 

I cant wait for someone to quote this with a pic

 

and get banned

[nilodnayr]

princess diana died in 1997 i think

 

So Princess Diana and Mother Teresa?? Anyone thinking it was similar to the Biggie/Tupac debacle?