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I was thinking more along Kansas "Dust in the Wind".

 

I close my eyes...

Only for a moment and the game is done

Fourteen-three

Three grand slams, two errors, and the Cardinals won.

 

Dusty can't win.

 

All we know is Dusty can't win.

Posted
I was thinking more along Kansas "Dust in the Wind".

 

I close my eyes...

Only for a moment and the game is done

Fourteen-three

Three grand slams, two errors, and the Cardinals won.

 

Dusty can't win.

 

All we know is Dusty can't win.

 

Now that's funny! :lol:

Posted

Here's two more verses:

 

Same ol’ song, chewin’ on the toothpick while his team melts down

 

All he does, crumbles to the ground…and so true fans can see….

 

Chorus: Dusty can’t win…All we know is Dusty can’t win.

 

 

Don’t hang on….nothing lasts forever ‘cept the Bartman curse

 

It slips away, another piss-poor season of mediocrity.

 

Chorus: Dusty can’t win…All we know is Dusty can’t win.

Posted
How is Yakkity Sax not on this list?

 

Fear not! Here is a link to the Benny Hill version. :D

 

Come to think of it, whenever I hear that I think of Dusty making out a lineup card. :evil:

Posted
Or how about 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams'.

 

I don't think a sad depressing song is very appropriate. That would imply sadness that Dusty is leaving.

 

My vote goes to the Hallelujah chorus.

Posted

I was just sitting here thinking of a different song to parody, and I said to myself...

"Self, wouldn't it be cool if people showed up at Wrigley with signs reading 'Domo Arrigato Carlos Zambrano'?

Posted
How is Yakkity Sax not on this list?

 

Fear not! Here is a link to the Benny Hill version. :D

 

Come to think of it, whenever I hear that I think of Dusty making out a lineup card. :evil:

 

That was great - thanks for the link (and great memories of watching B Hill when I was a kid)!

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