The Soccer Thread

[OleMissCub]

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[Derwood]

Looks like tomorrow is the silver medal match

[Mark Priors Calves]

This is unbelievable

[USSoccer]

Hahahahaha suck it Brazil.

[Guest]

I can't believe what I'm watching right now. This is insanity.

[jersey cubs fan]

this is awesome

[Derwood]

What are the forfeit rules in FIFA? Can Brazil just sneak out of the stadium Von Trapp Family style?

[shnsajax]

Brazil is embarrassing.

 

This should have happened a long time ago.

[wolf stansson]

Hahahahaha suck it Brazil.

My Brazilian coworker who is super cocky is pouting right now. It's really great. He was talking [expletive] about the US during the Belgium game.

[Guest]

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[Careless]

I turned it on to see crying Brazilians. Where are my crying Brazilians?

[UMFan83]

I was in a meeting and missed the first half of the game, what'd I miss?

 

OH DEAR GOD

[USSoccer]

Hahahahaha suck it Brazil.

My Brazilian coworker who is super cocky is pouting right now. It's really great. He was talking [expletive] about the US during the Belgium game.

 

This is the beating Brazil has deserved since the group stage.

[Guest]

Hahahahaha suck it Brazil.

My Brazilian coworker who is super cocky is pouting right now. It's really great. He was talking [expletive] about the US during the Belgium game.

 

This is the beating Brazil has deserved since the group stage.

 

Exactly. Paper tiger.

[Guest]

Last time a semifinal game was decided by more than two goals was 1958 when Brazil beat France 5-2.

 

There have been three instances of five-goal semifinal wins - Germany over Austria in 1954, Argentina over USA in 1930 and Uruguay over Yugoslavia in 1930.

 

Unless I'm missing one, the record victory for a game after the first round is Sweden beating Cuba 8-0 in the 1938 quarterfinals.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Check the replay of the 4th goal if you want some high-end crying (warning, it is a child...with glasses)

[CubInOK]

I turned it on to see crying Brazilians. Where are my crying Brazilians?

They showed them already. You would think this is Pele's funeral.

[jersey cubs fan]

Check the replay of the 4th goal if you want some high-end crying (warning, it is a child...with glasses)

 

that was a child?

[USSoccer]

I hope Germany put 5 more up on them.

[wolf stansson]

Hopefully the beating is so bad the Brazilian people are too stunned to do something stupid like riot.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Check the replay of the 4th goal if you want some high-end crying (warning, it is a child...with glasses)

 

that was a child?

 

Well, I hope so. Although if that is an adult it becomes infinitely greater than it already is. Is he holding the cup to his mouth to hide his sobs, or to breathe into like a paper bag, or is it an excellent marketing job/plant from coke's marketing team?

[Guest]

@BillBarnwell "And now, back to Bob Ley and Michael Ballack in the studio." [Michael Ballack is now 16 feet tall and destroying the set with his fists]

[OleMissCub]

Brazil, this is what the 8th inning of the NLCS felt like for us.

[USSoccer]

Which Brazilian gets sent off first:

 

-Marcelo

-Luis

-Fernandinho

[Guest]

Which Brazilian gets sent off first:

 

-Marcelo

-Luis

-Fernandinho

 

Has to be Marcelo.

 

EDIT: With Ramirez coming on and Fernandinho coming off, just swap Ramirez in. He's definitely the No. 2 favorite.

Edited July 8, 2014 by soccer10k