Help Vance Heckle A.J.

[SouthSideRyan]

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Here goes. How about: "Hey AJ, you fight like Neifi hits" -or - "Hey AJ, you fight like Dusty manages"

 

You'll fit right in.

[Fred Hornkohl]

I'm stunned, shocked, and dumbfounded. Vance needing help to heckle somebody strikes me as somewhat analogous to hell freezing over. :shock:

[NorthsideAvenger]

"Hey, AJ, your mama call, she says she wants her baseballs back."

 

"Hey AJ, N'Sync is reforming. They are looking for their "tough guy."

 

"AJ, this isn't wrestling, you have to hit harder then a small child."

 

"Hey AJ, can you translate what Ozzie Guillen is saying, since you are the MASTER of the bullcrap."

 

"AJ, I hear your name is up for the leading role in TransAmerica 2."(For those who don't know...Transamerica stars Felocity Huffman as a man trying to crossdress as a woman)

 

.....

[SouthSideRyan]

What is that up to 3 White Sox trolls in the past 12 hours? Imagine all the ones that didn't make it through the filter.

 

Tools.

 

*clicks banner*

[Larry Horse]

Vance, I would focus more on heckling the Cubs.

 

This meaningless play from a meaningless game does not change the fact that the Cubs are an embarrasment. That's what I'd be ticked about.

[macuser1]

Vance, I would focus more on heckling the Cubs.

 

This meaningless play from a meaningless game does not change the fact that the Cubs are an embarrasment. That's what I'd be ticked about.

 

Amen. The trip has got to be costing Vance some money and time. For what in return?

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Ok, I have a dugout box seat row B for June 30th when the Sox come to Wrigley. I figure with seats that close, the players should be able to hear me and I plan to heckle A.J. mercilessly. The few of you that have met me can attest that I can talk lots...as well as loudly and clearly.

 

Help me come up with ways to heckle A.J.

 

Post in this thread if you like. If too obscene, feel free to PM. Nothing is off-limits. If you know of his wife or girlfriend's name, all the better.

 

I have nearly 6 weeks to prepare and I intend to go at this with the same effort and intensity that I've approached the ASG voting, seeking autographs, and trying to get Monroe named a Cubs town.

 

 

It's on!

 

 

Well you could always do something with the photos of AJ and his flirtations while on the road in Baltimore last year. His wife was home pregnant at time of this road trip. You even get a nice pic of Ozzie's son in one of the pictures. You could make T shirts and poster boards. You just need a catchy one liner included.

 

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/Niner74/AJPierzynski3.jpg

 

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/Niner74/AJPierzynski2.jpg

 

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/Niner74/AJPierzynski1.jpg

 

Ah...excellent idea. Heckling him about his philandering while his wife was home preggers! I think I'm on to something now.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'm stunned, shocked, and dumbfounded. Vance needing help to heckle somebody strikes me as somewhat analogous to hell freezing over. :shock:

 

All great men realize the value of collaboration.

[Hatman]

http://www.heckledepot.com/

[Roast]

Vance, if you actually take an enlarged picture of him with those girls, i will love you forever.

 

Also, I propose an enlarged version of this:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/KingJME/AJhowsthewife.jpg

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Vance, if you actually take an enlarged picture of him with those girls, i will love you forever.

 

Also, I propose an enlarged version of this:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/KingJME/AJhowsthewife.jpg

 

I plan on using those pics...but since I'll be traveling from Louisiana by way of Edwardsville, there's a strong chance that it will get left behind.

 

I have a friend who works in a print shop, so a phone call will be made in the coming weeks.

[Mark_R]

Vance, I would focus more on heckling the Cubs.

 

This meaningless play from a meaningless game does not change the fact that the Cubs are an embarrasment. That's what I'd be ticked about.

 

Amen. The trip has got to be costing Vance some money and time. For what in return?

 

pretty clearly, Vance's motive is to gain a frivelous lawsuit from AJP. And I think its a wonderful idea. Sue him for lots plz.

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

While most of my comments here are usually quick-hitters and far from insightful, this seems like a great forum for me to throw my hat in.

 

"Hey, A.J, who knew you were as good at being a punching bag as you are at being a douchebag?"

 

Of course, you can throw in a "jagbag" potshot, too, after a brief pause, but I'm hoping you'd grab his attention well enough with the above comment.

[RonnieWooWooSanto]

Vance, I would focus more on heckling the Cubs.

 

This meaningless play from a meaningless game does not change the fact that the Cubs are an embarrasment. That's what I'd be ticked about.

 

Amen. The trip has got to be costing Vance some money and time. For what in return?

 

pretty clearly, Vance's motive is to gain a frivelous lawsuit from AJP. And I think its a wonderful idea. Sue him for lots plz.

 

After winning that lawsuit, a generous donation to Cubs Care would be in order.

[SouthSideRyan]

Ask him what it was like working with Alan Thicke and Kirk Cameron for all those years.

[BeerHere]

While most of my comments here are usually quick-hitters and far from insightful, this seems like a great forum for me to throw my hat in.

 

"Hey, A.J, who knew you were as good at being a punching bag as you are at being a douchebag?"

 

 

And we have a winner!!!!

 

:lol:

 

Well done.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

a la the Darryl chants:

 

"Glass Jaw"

"Glass Jaw"

"Glass Jaw"

 

You could probably get an entire section started pretty easily. It would spread like wildfire.

[Wheelimus]

Well, you could go old school and bring out the chestnut that Terry Funk did a few weeks ago on WWE Raw, which for AJ would be the following

 

"AJ, YOUR WIFE IS A WHORE"

[IWU_CUBS_FAN]

Ask him what it was like working with Alan Thicke and Kirk Cameron for all those years.

 

THIS ONE IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE

 

 

let's see vance you could say

HEY AJ, FIGHTINGS NOT SO FUN WHEN IT's UNSCRIPTED YOU P****

[The Voice of Reason]

"Hey AJ, you are such a jerk, Mike North likes you."

 

"One small punch by Barrett, one giant blow for every team in baseball."

 

"What does AJ stand for, Arrogant Jackass?"

 

"Hey AJ who are the young girls in the pictures, your kids babysitters?"

 

"Would you like me to send your wife a copy of the pictures for her scrapbook, I'd be happy to"

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

While most of my comments here are usually quick-hitters and far from insightful, this seems like a great forum for me to throw my hat in.

 

"Hey, A.J, who knew you were as good at being a punching bag as you are at being a douchebag?"

 

 

And we have a winner!!!!

 

:lol:

 

Well done.

 

 

Thanks. I'd like to thank IU for the prestigious English/Journalism/Communications education I undertook. Mom and Dad, I told you that 5th year would enhance my life. Without my collegiate victory lap I wouldn't be where I am today.

[The Voice of Reason]

Apparently A.J. has higher poll numbers than George Bush. According to a Sports Illustrated players poll, Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski earned the most votes for the question, "Which major-leaguer would you most like to see get beaned?''

 

With 18 percent, Pierzynski edged out the San Francisco Giants' Barry Bonds (14 percent) and the New York Mets' Pedro Martinez (6 percent).

 

According to the magazine, Pierzynski drew more than 42 percent of the votes in the AL Central.

[snoodmonger]

"The jerk-store called, and they're running out of you!"

[badger1679666666]

"AJ your wife gives AMAZING head"

 

If you keep yelling versions of the sexuality of AJ's wife, he's bound to say something to you.

[Butterscup1679666578]

Ask him what it was like working with Alan Thicke and Kirk Cameron for all those years.

 

Absolutely awesome.