5/12 Cubs (Guzman) vs. Padres (Williams) 1:20 CSN

[Flames24Rulz]

DFA Rusch please.

[Banedon]

I don't even get mad anymore.

 

Same. I'm numb.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Rusch lobs a beach ball up to the plate and Giles slaps it into center. 7-2 now.

 

Rusch out of the game. Williamson in. Booing apparent.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Williamson in to pitch for the CUBS

[C.C.]

I don't even get mad anymore.

 

Same. I'm numb.

 

Nor am I even surprised anymore....

[Banedon]

Ok, it's been mathematically proven that, except in certain situations that almost always involve a man on second and no outs, you shouldn't be bunting.

 

Does the mathematical equasion take into account we are the Chicago Cubs?

You know as well as I that mathamatics are worthless with this team. If we went by mathamatics we would've went to the WS in 1984 and 2003....

 

Don't we make enough outs as it is? Why would you want to give up more? For free?

[Master Shake]

What's happening? Did I hear benches clearing?

[Derwood]

What's the record for most losses in a year?

 

IMHO, this team may be setting the new record if a huge shakeup doesn't take place 6 months ago.

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[cheapseats]

I predict a 25-game winning streak now that Barrett has shown some FIRE! and INTENSITY!

 

That's the kind of clubhouse leader this team needs.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Can we suspend the sac bunt talk and get back to the purpose of this thread - mocking the Cubs.

[YearofDaCubs]

DFA Rusch please.

And then some..

[louisvillecub]

Williamson in to pitch for the CUBS

 

and Glendon to console himself with a few sacks of Big Macs...

[Master Shake]

What's the record for most losses in a year?

 

IMHO, this team may be setting the new record if a huge shakeup doesn't take place 90+ years ago.

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[CubfaninCA]

hard to win when the pitching is this bad. when's zambrano's next start.

[Banedon]

What's happening? Did I hear benches clearing?

 

benches breaking as Glendon sat his butt down upon it.

[TruffleShuffle]

What the hell has happened to this team in the last 1 1/2 weeks?

 

Reality. Look at the lineup and the starters the Cubs have been throwing out there, and try to say with a straight face that they should be winning consistently.

[kente777]

Can we suspend the sac bunt talk and get back to the purpose of this thread - mocking the Cubs.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LoneStarCubFan]

DFA Rusch please.

 

Where is the guy who attacked Randy Myers when you really need him?

[cheapseats]

Why is everyone acting as if this game is over? 7 runs will not win this game today.

 

Dusty can still play for one run in each of the next 5 innings and, if successful, we'll head to extra innings.

 

Relax!

[C.C.]

I predict a 25-game winning streak now that Barrett has shown some FIRE! and INTENSITY!

 

That's the kind of clubhouse leader this team needs.

 

What happened?

[YearofDaCubs]

List of people that need to go in order for the Cubs to be on the right path:

 

MacPhail

Hendry

Baker

Clines

Sarge

Rothschild

Hairston

Bynum

Mabry

Rusch

Neifi

JJones - playing a bit better

Pierre - early but so far hasn't impressed.

[ManCrushOnNomar]

Odds on Dusty being fired before next week?

[TruffleShuffle]

Why is everyone acting as if this game is over? 7 runs will not win this game today.

 

Dusty can still play for one run in each of the next 5 innings and, if successful, we'll head to extra innings.

 

Relax!

 

rofl good one!

[Banedon]

Odds on Dusty being fired before next week?

 

Higher than I want them to be.

[CUBZ99]

Odds on Dusty being fired before next week?

 

No chance.