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The last game was about as fun as root canal !!

 

As the public relations coordinator for the American Association of Endodontists (dentists who specialize in root canals), I must stop you for that statement.

 

Modern root canal treatment is virtually painless as endodontists employ expertise in anesthesia and modern instrumentation that cause little discomfort and can complete treatment in one visit.

 

The myth that root canals hurt has been perpetuated through stereotypes that no longer exist. You know, like the fact that Neifi is a solid hitter.

 

Whew. Now I feel better about posting at work, because I'm kinda doing my job now! :wink:

I had one last summer and it was pianful as a mofo.
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The last game was about as fun as root canal !!

 

As the public relations coordinator for the American Association of Endodontists (dentists who specialize in root canals), I must stop you for that statement.

 

Modern root canal treatment is virtually painless as endodontists employ expertise in anesthesia and modern instrumentation that cause little discomfort and can complete treatment in one visit.

 

The myth that root canals hurt has been perpetuated through stereotypes that no longer exist. You know, like the fact that Neifi is a solid hitter.

 

Whew. Now I feel better about posting at work, because I'm kinda doing my job now! :wink:

I had one last summer and it was pianful as a mofo.

 

Sue Daske!!!

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neifi batting ahead of cedeno?

 

grrr.....

 

Let's stop the Neifi hating. Everytime he's played he's done well.

 

He's one of the worst hitters EVER in baseball. He doesn't belong on a World Series contending team.

 

Which I guess is why's he's on ours.

 

:?

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neifi batting ahead of cedeno?

 

grrr.....

 

Let's stop the Neifi hating. Everytime he's played he's done well.

 

He's one of the worst hitters EVER in baseball. He doesn't belong on a World Series contending team.

 

Which I guess is why's he's on ours.

 

:?

:lol: :lol:

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The last game was about as fun as root canal !!

 

As the public relations coordinator for the American Association of Endodontists (dentists who specialize in root canals), I must stop you for that statement.

 

Modern root canal treatment is virtually painless as endodontists employ expertise in anesthesia and modern instrumentation that cause little discomfort and can complete treatment in one visit.

 

The myth that root canals hurt has been perpetuated through stereotypes that no longer exist. You know, like the fact that Neifi is a solid hitter.

 

Whew. Now I feel better about posting at work, because I'm kinda doing my job now! :wink:

I had one last summer and it was pianful as a mofo.

I had one a year or so ago, it wasn't too bad, but it wasn't painless.

 

Now tooth extaction, that was relatively painless...as my former wisdom teeth will attest.

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The last game was about as fun as root canal !!

 

As the public relations coordinator for the American Association of Endodontists (dentists who specialize in root canals), I must stop you for that statement.

 

Modern root canal treatment is virtually painless as endodontists employ expertise in anesthesia and modern instrumentation that cause little discomfort and can complete treatment in one visit.

 

The myth that root canals hurt has been perpetuated through stereotypes that no longer exist. You know, like the fact that Neifi is a solid hitter.

 

Whew. Now I feel better about posting at work, because I'm kinda doing my job now! :wink:

I had one last summer and it was pianful as a mofo.

I had one a year or so ago, it wasn't too bad, but it wasn't painless.

 

Now tooth extaction, that was relatively painless...as my former wisdom teeth will attest.

 

tof: i almost think you have to be kidding, it reaaly should be the other way around.

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neifi batting ahead of cedeno?

 

grrr.....

 

Let's stop the Neifi hating. Everytime he's played he's done well.

 

let's stop feeding the fire of the Neifi haters.

 

neifi feeds the fire of the neifi haters. in a recent bp article, he showed up as the 12th worst offensive player since 1900.

 

hardball times shows he has a chance at being the worst hitter in baseball history:

 

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/the-real-chase/

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ROFL...the best part of that article

 

Unfortunately, he's off to a good start. After being benched in favor of Todd Walker early on, Perez found himself in the Cubs' starting lineup for the first time Friday. He responded by going 3-for-4 with a double against the Reds, and afterward told reporters:

 

 

It was a lucky day. Any time I get three hits it's a lucky game. I'm not a great hitter.

 

I've yet to come across an official list of the biggest understatements in the history of mankind, but I've got to think that would crack the top five. Hypothetically, I believe it would rank just slightly ahead of me telling someone, "I think Jessica Alba is kind of cute," and just slightly behind the person replying, "Your chances of dating her are pretty slim."

 

Thanks for pointing that out! :)

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He doesn't belong on a World Series contending team.

 

 

 

 

Pablo Ozuna/Timo Perez/Willie Harris

Pokey Reese/Ricky Gutierrez/Cesar Crespo

Lenny Harris/Mike Mordecai/Andy Fox

Jose Nieves/Alferdo Almezaga/Benji Gil

everyone but Gonzalez/Grace/Sanders/Schilling/Johnson.

 

get the point? Neifi has a place on a WS contending team, so long as it is the right place.

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The last game was about as fun as root canal !!

 

As the public relations coordinator for the American Association of Endodontists (dentists who specialize in root canals), I must stop you for that statement.

 

Modern root canal treatment is virtually painless as endodontists employ expertise in anesthesia and modern instrumentation that cause little discomfort and can complete treatment in one visit.

 

The myth that root canals hurt has been perpetuated through stereotypes that no longer exist. You know, like the fact that Neifi is a solid hitter.

 

Whew. Now I feel better about posting at work, because I'm kinda doing my job now! :wink:

I had one last summer and it was pianful as a mofo.

I had one a year or so ago, it wasn't too bad, but it wasn't painless.

 

Now tooth extaction, that was relatively painless...as my former wisdom teeth will attest.

 

tof: i almost think you have to be kidding, it reaaly should be the other way around.

Nope same story for me.

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As an aside, Jim Thome is enfuego.

 

Yes, he is. He wanted to be a Cub a few years ago, and of course the Cubs didn't try to sign him. I think things worked out just fine with DLee, though.

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I had one last summer and it was pianful as a mofo.

 

I won't give you the full commercial, depending on the type of tooth being treated, how infected it is and whether you went to a general dentist or an endodontist factors into it.

 

Meanwhile, back to baseball :)

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The last game was about as fun as root canal !!

 

As the public relations coordinator for the American Association of Endodontists (dentists who specialize in root canals), I must stop you for that statement.

 

Modern root canal treatment is virtually painless as endodontists employ expertise in anesthesia and modern instrumentation that cause little discomfort and can complete treatment in one visit.

 

The myth that root canals hurt has been perpetuated through stereotypes that no longer exist. You know, like the fact that Neifi is a solid hitter.

 

Whew. Now I feel better about posting at work, because I'm kinda doing my job now! :wink:

I had one last summer and it was pianful as a mofo.

 

Sue Daske!!!

 

I have lawyers in place. Next time no anesthetic!

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Wow... I just got in and saw our lineup. I've decided the days when ARam and/or Lee don't play will be unhappy ones for me.
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Wow... I just got in and saw our lineup. I've decided the days when ARam and/or Lee don't play will be unhappy ones for me.

 

 

But our defense, dude! :cry:

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