FINALLY! cubs roster photos on cubs.com

[Derwood]

For every degree that your hat is off center you lose 10 IQ points.

 

Pierre ought to have his photo taken in his Batting helmet. He looks like Delino DeShields....

[USSoccer]

For every degree that your hat is off center you lose 10 IQ points.

 

Pierre ought to have his photo taken in his Batting helmet. He looks like Delino DeShields....

 

Wow...Delino was Neifi before Neifi was Neifi.

[Derwood]

Aw yeah!

 

http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_282332.jpg

[sonicdethmonkey0]

carlos sort of looks like the buddha

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_407296.jpg

 

howdy pardner

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_204020.jpg

[Derwood]

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150229.jpg

I'd like to buy a vowel Pat.

 

He does look like Pat Sajak from about 12 years ago.

 

Crap. I hit edit instead of quote.

[goonys evil twin]

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_275930.jpg

This is the face of a scrappy gamer with moxie.

 

 

That dude is just covered in spunk.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

That dude is just covered in spunk.

 

That sounds dirty.

[frostwyrm]

So we have the SS with the skinniest head in MLB and the SS with the fattest head.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430592.jpghttp://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_120413.jpg

[goonys evil twin]

So we have the SS with the skinniest head in MLB and the SS with the fattest head.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430592.jpghttp://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_120413.jpg

 

Neifi = HGH?

[CubinNY]

So we have the SS with the skinniest head in MLB and the SS with the fattest head.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430592.jpghttp://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_120413.jpg

 

I think Slappy's head is skinnier, he can't even keep his hat on. I bet he wears a 6 1/4.

[rawaction]

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_275930.jpg

This is the face of a scrappy gamer with moxie.

 

 

That dude is just covered in spunk.

 

LMAO! That's funny as heck.

[Derwood]

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_275930.jpg

This is the face of a scrappy gamer with moxie.

 

 

That dude is just covered in spunk.

 

LMAO! That's funny as heck.

 

If you stare into his eyes too long you'll black out and wake up having bought a 4 pack of Cardinal season tickets.

[RynoRules]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

Don't know. It should be pointed out that I'm annoyed by hot chicks that wear clothes too.

 

Well, isn't everybody?

 

When I was young and unmarried, I would walk the streets of my beloved Chicago in early May and argue to my friends that the City Council should pass an ordinance barring women under the age of 30 from wearing anything other than shorts at least 3 inches above the knee and tank tops when the temperature is 70 degrees or above. Chicago has the most beautiful women in the universe.

 

I married one. :D

[frostwyrm]

One SS has a long skinny neck, the other has no neck.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430592.jpghttp://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_120413.jpg

[goonys evil twin]

One SS has a long skinny neck, the other has no neck.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430592.jpghttp://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_120413.jpg

 

And long skinny ankles.

[BobRoss139]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

Because it looks assinine. What are they thinking when they do it?

 

"Dude, wearing a hat straight just isn't offbeat and hip enough. If I tilt it to the side a little bit, it gives me that hardass aura that I'm looking for. Like I'm trying to hard to look like I'm not trying hard."

 

I can't stand these little punkass 17 year olds that wear their Tarheels caps sideways. Pretentious twits.

[rawaction]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

Because it looks assinine. What are they thinking when they do it?

 

"Dude, wearing a hat straight just isn't offbeat and hip enough. If I tilt it to the side a little bit, it gives me that hard aura that I'm looking for. Like I'm trying to hard to look like I'm not trying hard."

 

I can't stand these little punk 17 year olds that wear their Tarheels caps sideways. Pretentious twits.

 

First, watch the language. Second, again, it doesn't affect you in anyway. Why do you care what someone thinks of themselves?

[goonys evil twin]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

Because it looks assinine. What are they thinking when they do it?

 

"Dude, wearing a hat straight just isn't offbeat and hip enough. If I tilt it to the side a little bit, it gives me that hard aura that I'm looking for. Like I'm trying to hard to look like I'm not trying hard."

 

I can't stand these little punk 17 year olds that wear their Tarheels caps sideways. Pretentious twits.

 

First, watch the language. Second, again, it doesn't affect you in anyway. Why do you care what someone thinks of themselves?

 

http://celebopedia.com/kevin-federline/images/kevin-federline.jpg

 

It's a slippery slope man.

[soccer10k]

Aw yeah!

 

http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_282332.jpg

 

Thank you Derwood.

[soccer10k]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

I'm surprised MLB hasn't said something like their hats have to be perfectly straight, I'm sure NFL wouln't allow it.

 

I don't mind it though. (i'll wear mine a lil to the side, from time to time when I want to feel cool :) )

 

The No Fun League would not only have outlawed wearing your hat to the side, they would have standardized home run trots as well. No posing after you hit the ball. Must circle the bases in a certain amount of time or else your run doesn't count. Something crazy like that.

[goonys evil twin]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

I'm surprised MLB hasn't said something like their hats have to be perfectly straight, I'm sure NFL wouln't allow it.

 

I don't mind it though. (i'll wear mine a lil to the side, from time to time when I want to feel cool :) )

 

The No Fun League would not only have outlawed wearing your hat to the side, they would have standardized home run trots as well. No posing after you hit the ball. Must circle the bases in a certain amount of time or else your run doesn't count. Something crazy like that.

 

If baseball players posed and strutted half as much as football players, there'd be a lot more bean ball wars.

[soccer10k]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

I'm surprised MLB hasn't said something like their hats have to be perfectly straight, I'm sure NFL wouln't allow it.

 

I don't mind it though. (i'll wear mine a lil to the side, from time to time when I want to feel cool :) )

 

The No Fun League would not only have outlawed wearing your hat to the side, they would have standardized home run trots as well. No posing after you hit the ball. Must circle the bases in a certain amount of time or else your run doesn't count. Something crazy like that.

 

If baseball players posed and strutted half as much as football players, there'd be a lot more bean ball wars.

 

Good point. If baseball players celebrated like football players, there would be celebrations for every play. A guy would get a single and would do a dance after reaching first base.

 

I know this isn't a football forum, but something I never understood was why a defensive back would jump up an celebrate a big hit even though the other team just got a big gain and/or picked up a first down. That always baffles me. Why would you celebrate that?

[goonys evil twin]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

I'm surprised MLB hasn't said something like their hats have to be perfectly straight, I'm sure NFL wouln't allow it.

 

I don't mind it though. (i'll wear mine a lil to the side, from time to time when I want to feel cool :) )

 

The No Fun League would not only have outlawed wearing your hat to the side, they would have standardized home run trots as well. No posing after you hit the ball. Must circle the bases in a certain amount of time or else your run doesn't count. Something crazy like that.

 

If baseball players posed and strutted half as much as football players, there'd be a lot more bean ball wars.

 

Good point. If baseball players celebrated like football players, there would be celebrations for every play. A guy would get a single and would do a dance after reaching first base.

 

I know this isn't a football forum, but something I never understood was why a defensive back would jump up an celebrate a big hit even though the other team just got a big gain and/or picked up a first down. That always baffles me. Why would you celebrate that?

 

Imagine a second baseman jumping around after catching a throw that held a guy to a double instead of a triple.

[soccer10k]

Why do you guys have a problem with the way someone else wears their hat?

 

I'm surprised MLB hasn't said something like their hats have to be perfectly straight, I'm sure NFL wouln't allow it.

 

I don't mind it though. (i'll wear mine a lil to the side, from time to time when I want to feel cool :) )

 

The No Fun League would not only have outlawed wearing your hat to the side, they would have standardized home run trots as well. No posing after you hit the ball. Must circle the bases in a certain amount of time or else your run doesn't count. Something crazy like that.

 

If baseball players posed and strutted half as much as football players, there'd be a lot more bean ball wars.

 

Good point. If baseball players celebrated like football players, there would be celebrations for every play. A guy would get a single and would do a dance after reaching first base.

 

I know this isn't a football forum, but something I never understood was why a defensive back would jump up an celebrate a big hit even though the other team just got a big gain and/or picked up a first down. That always baffles me. Why would you celebrate that?

 

Imagine a second baseman jumping around after catching a throw that held a guy to a double instead of a triple.

 

Excellent example.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Aw yeah!

 

http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_282332.jpg

 

Thank you Derwood.

 

C.C. ate a lot this off season.