The craps tables are calling. I can only imagine Z gambling. I imagine Friday morning's headline might read something like this: ZAMBRANO STRANGLES BLACKJACK DEALER: No arrests made, what happens in Vegas, stays. BREAKING NEWS!! Carlos Zambrano went crazy in Las Vegas today after he had a bit of a losing streak at the blackjack table. Reportedly, Zambrano lost four hands in a row when he had either a 19 or a 20 and began to curse and scream. It was then that Zambrano really lost control. Fortunately the only casualty was the blackjack table which Zambrano picked up and snapped in half over his leg. Zambrano reportedly felt "relieved" after smashing the table and that his leg felt great.