Cubs-Marlins in 2005. Best seats I've ever had at a professional sporting event. 2 rows off the field right by the Marlins on-deck circle. For whatever reason, the group of guys in front of us zeroed in on Paul Lo Duca for the entire game, and were just relentless. Even when other Marlins players were on deck, these dudes were heckling them about Paul Lo Duca. A good chunk of the jokes were about his height. The one that sticks in my memory is when Lo Duca was taking some hacks in the on-deck circle, one of the guys shouts "Hey Paul, stand up!" So simple, but I couldn't stop laughing. Most of the Marlins players, including Lo Duca, acknowledged these guys and were good sports about it. Their focus on the target was impressive. Since then, I've had it in my head that Lo Duca is like 5-4 or something. I was shocked to look it up just now and learn that he is actually 5-10.