Well, this clinches that every [expletive] time we play a national game for the next 4 years they'll talk about Schwarber belly flopping in the outfield in this series
I'm going to post on here about how [expletive] pissed off I am at all the non baseball fans and fans of completely irrelevant [expletive] franchises like Cincinnati reveling in this so that I don't lose friendships tonight.
Just don't even have a baserunner. No one outside of us will ever remember this team unless they go out doing something [expletive] historically awful anyway