Ugliest Baseball Player

[Derwood]

We get it, we get it, we're "all not that hot." So to balance out the Hottest Chick poll a little, I offer the "Ugliest Baseball Player" Poll.

 

Vote now so we can see who, in God's great game of Genetics Hold 'Em, was dealt a 7-2 off suit.

 

Your nominees:

 

Zane Smith

 

http://www.fsu.edu/~crimdo/images/pirates/zsmith.jpg

 

John Candelaria

 

http://www.rpspecialt.com/jc2247.jpg

 

Dontrelle Willis

 

http://www.baseball-photos.com/dontrelle3.jpg

 

Gary Gaetti

 

http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/images/baseball/gaetti-gary-slc-1.jpg

 

David Weathers

 

http://66.149.142.26/netplay/playerimages/David_Weathers.jpg

 

Wille McGee

 

http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/images/history/top100/pr_williemcgee.jpg

 

Ezequiel Astacio

 

http://www.terra.com.sv/addon/img/deportes/1324645ezequielp.jpg

 

Julian Tavarez

 

http://www.sean-o-meter.com/archives/Tavarez-thumb.jpg

 

Jon Lieber

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/chc/photo/2002_news/l/Lieber_Jon/0322Lieber_Jon288.jpg

 

Brooks Kieschnick

 

http://mas.scripps.com/CCCT/2005/04/08/p-5hooksb0408_e.jpg

 

Brian Dowling

 

http://home.paonline.com/crimedog/ncabl/1978/1978_world_series_preview_files/image002.jpg

 

Mike Maddux

 

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/1999/Dec-17-Fri-1999/photos/mike.jpg

 

OR

 

Write in your own. Provide a pic to support your case!

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I can't believe you left off Otis Nixon!

 

A little visuals to support my contention that Nixon is indeed the ugliest baseball player.

 

http://www.couchmaster.ca/images/bion/otisnixon.jpg

http://imagehost.epier.com/88227/itempics/item_86%20topps%20otis%20nixon.jpg

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/C1882343933/E409373380/Media/nixon.gif

[louisvillecub]

You've GOT to have Randy Johnson and Jeremy Burnitz on your list. They are not blessed with good looks in the least...

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Tavarez. He's like the Phantom of the Opera all over his face.

[ManCrushOnNomar]

http://img70.exs.cx/img70/8910/wallpaperpujols1024x7681tb.jpg

I can't tell which one is the mask.

[frostwyrm]

Bartolo & Andre.

 

http://www.sanspo.com/mlb/allstar/2005/image/a-11.jpghttp://www.nndb.com/people/580/000056412/andre-mug-sized.jpg

[wekse]

astacio is fugly.

[Andy]

This debate begins and ends with Mike Fetters.

 

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/4396.jpg

http://starbulletin.com/1999/11/05/sports/artb.jpg

http://www.subkorea.com/sports/baseball/chanho/2001/hu/p07ap2.jpg

[somechick]

I actually think Dontrelle is kinda cute (like little kid cute).

 

But seriously, how anyone could forget the homeliest of the homely, Ron Karkovice. Yick.

[barrettismyidol]

Astacio, no doubt.

 

I don't think Dontrelle should be on it. He's not extremely attractive, but he's not ugly either.

[TruffleShuffle]

I had two guys from my old baseball card collecting days that I thought were really ugly. One was Otis Nixon, but someone already mentioned him. The other was Pascual Perez, but unfortunately I can't find a photo of him.

 

 

However, there is one guy who should take the cake as the ugliest baseball player of all time:

 

http://www.qualitycards.com/pictures/11679406.jpg

http://www.vintagecardtraders.com/virtual/55topps/55topps-085.jpg

[SeldomSeen]

I can't believe I have to keep doing this:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/afrantz/ortiz.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/afrantz/images.jpg

 

End of discussion.

[Schwarber Fan]

Jason Vargas

 

http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_450306.jpg

[B]

Hideki Matsui

[TruffleShuffle]

Hideki Matsui

 

Come on, he's ugly and Vargas is ugly, but look above at Don Mossi... are they really that ugly?

[snoodmonger]

That Mossi character is an abomination.

[Derwood]

I couldn't think of EVERYONE people!

[EricG]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/88/210388_thumb.jpg Edited November 10, 2005 by EricG

[Derwood]

http://www.impawards.com/1996/posters/ed.jpg

 

looks like that site doesn't like to hotlink

[biittner77]

Jose Oquendo, otherwise Willie McGee

[AAApittsburgh]

Wow. No votes for David Weathers?

[Careless]

Hideki Matsui

 

Come on, he's ugly and Vargas is ugly, but look above at Don Mossi... are they really that ugly?

Mossi doesn't have an alien parasite attached to the side of his head.

[CubinNY]

This is a great poll. My wife just asked why I was laughing so hard.

[erik316wttn]

How is Benito Santiago not on this list? It ought to be against the law to be that ugly.

[TruffleShuffle]

I stand by my contention that Mossi is the ugliest player in the history of baseball, or at least the ugliest player in the somewhat mass-produced baseball card era (~last 50 years)